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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Why don't you rehome them, or at least have them put to sleep by a vet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    If that isn't culturally insensitive, I don't know what is.
    Yea funny how our culture gets slagged for culture insensitivity for by and sundry but when others insult our culture by eating the family pet it's ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Yeah, the heads of organisations like RSPCA and PETA are far too emotional. They love animals which is great, but they forget that we're animals too and eating other animals is what alot of animals do. I just used "Animals" three times in one sentance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Paea Taufa, found roasting the pitbull terrier-cross in an umu at his Mangere home, said dog was a Tongan culinary delicacy.
    But then further in the article it said something about only the poorest of the poor people eating dog. So, do the poor and starving get to eat delicacies?

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    DAMN! No wonder I was arrested... I wasn't LABELLING my meat!
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    Perhaps its owner played ukelele?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
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    HEY! We should have a KB pot luck pets party!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Yea funny how our culture gets slagged for culture insensitivity for by and sundry but when others insult our culture by eating the family pet it's ok.

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    No longer any specific culture here mate,bit like Rubiks cube(spell)if you can work it out your good to go.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    HEY! We should have a KB pot luck pets party!
    I could do some mean-as mice nibbles to start! What you got?
    How bout sauted Samoans or roasted rednecks.....mmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
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    Did they get the dog back ?

    I'd be proper pissed off if MAF or SPCA came and knicked my rolled roast because there was doubt over whether it had been killed humanely.

    I'd be like "oi, gimme back my roast you cocks"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    HEY! We should have a KB pot luck pets party!
    I could do some mean-as mice nibbles to start! What you got?
    I hear guinea pigs are a delicacy too. But I would never allow my ones to have been eaten - even by the dog, which might have ended up on someone's dinner table itself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post

    I'd be like "oi, gimme back my roast you cocks"
    Nothing like that needed in this case just a simple reversing of the baseball cap and a token gesture in English was enough to send the media into a state.
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