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    Question for the day

    So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

    "Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."

    Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post

    Shame about Kashin, but how would you go about it?
    Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers
    Actually, that's a blardy good idea.
    I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers
    ....or jumbo pies maybe....

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Actually, that's a blardy good idea.
    I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.
    Wasn't there a dead Giraff in Auckland Zoo a while back? What happened to that?


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    Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Actually, that's a blardy good idea.
    I'm sure the zoo could do a roaring trade and make a tidy pile of money if they sold Kasin bit by bit.
    I don't know. 40 year old elephant burger. Might be chewier than a rubber tyre.

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    Have they said what they're going to do with her?

    Seems to me it'll be a burial on the property somewhere and a memorial.

    Tis a shame, I remember Kashin well from my school days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    Elephant Burgers - Lots and lots of elephant burgers
    I know who to call...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

    "Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."
    Find a fold and fuck it!

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