Question for the day

[Ronin]

Dig a really big umu pit.



works for pit bulls

[ckai]

Wasn't there a dead Giraff in Auckland Zoo a while back? What happened to that?

It's a long story...

Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?

The wife works at ASB and rocks home,

"Kashin dies today", she says.

"What the fuck, it's plastic! What are you going on about?" I reply

[blank look] she says "they had to put her down".

"Holy shit, you've finally lost the plot. But that's OK we'll get you help"

Then she explained that Kashin was actually real and was in Auckland Zoo. The bank, from what I gathered, kinda sponsored her. Could be wrong.

And here's me thinking it was a really clever marketing name they came up with for a money box...kash-in. Brilliant. Turns out it wasn't and they just pinched the name.

[wbks]

So, what would you do if you turned up for work and the manager says to you:

"Er mate, we have a...um...dead elephant out the back....can you get rid of it for us....."

Sounds more like mob lingo for a dead body that needs burying...

[ready4whatever]

I have a way of getting rid of anything and thats fire. burn it! keep the ivory though

[Swoop]

And here's me thinking it was a really clever marketing name they came up with for a money box...kash-in. Brilliant. Turns out it wasn't and they just pinched the name.

The marketing department is having a competition at the moment...
https://www.asb.co.nz/art/downloads/...hool-entry.pdf

[smoky]

That Tongan block who cooked his dog would know what to do

anyone keep his number, I hear they're planning a huge party in South Auckland on the weekend

[Del Fuego]

will be mounted/stuffed and jammed in the museum no? That would have been my guess, although an elephant burger sounds tempting

[Fatt Max]

Just spoke with a mate of mine who reckons that the zoo should not have mentioned it and simply propped it up against a tree.

I mean, the fucking thing didnt move much when it was alive anyway....

[tri boy]

Turn it into an Elephant type "singing fish" taxidermy thingie.
Scare the shit out of the kids at the front entrance.
What song to use???????? (Whole lotta Kashin, sung to the tune of AC/DC's whole lotta Rosie maybe)

[tri boy]

Or maybe the zoo could gift the hide to Quasi, so he can make a race suit for the more, errr, rotund riders.
Gotta be some elephant arsed members here.

[EJK]

Reminds me of old times....

[nothingflash]

I have a way of getting rid of anything and thats fire. burn it! keep the ivory though

I'll second that! Either burn it or melt it into a liquid and pour it down a massive drain

[Big Dave]

Someone should tell Tarzan it's safe to pick apples again.

[wickle]

Anyone remember the ASB "kashin"(sp?) elephant shaped money boxes?

if u have a spare I"ll have it!

[Big Dave]

>>but how would you go about it?<<

I'd use a mini and put two in the front seat and two in the back.

Then find an orchard to dump the body in and cover it in sunglasses so nobody recognises.