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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.
    Thus robbing the world of a sexy site. You wouldn't have a nurse's uniform as well would you?
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    The roads were shit yesterday, went out for a drive with the Mrs down to The MOunt, on to Rotorua then abck home to Aucks and the whole trip was littered with drivers who insist at overtaking at 100kph or maybe up to 110kph and use the whole length of passing lane to nail one car, whose driver, seeing a passing lane has now decided to speed up.

    It drives me off the bloody wall...how hard is it to overtake efficiently and then move over to the left...I MEAN REALLY???
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    Not sure what you have been smoking Mike but that is an awful of assumptions you are making mate. Immitating a cop? Are you for real? When? Not once in your rendition of things did he mimic a cop lol. Geez you have an over active imagination lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    and then move over to the left...I MEAN REALLY???
    Kiwis do not know what "driving on the left" actually means.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.
    This thread is useless without pictures.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    This thread is useless without pictures.
    And the handcuffs.... don't forget the handcuffs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    ELR588:
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    The homo boy racers in Wellington usually have their cock enlargement nights on Thursday out the Hutt. I've got a white Falcon that can pass as a cop car, and my mate is a builder with a couple of spare high vis vests. So one night we decided to go and have a geez and try and scare a few of the morons. Were driving down seaview when we saw some jappa piece of shit smoking up one of its front wheels. Did the typical U turn and flshed my high beams at him, he pulled over straight away. Was bloody funny at the time seeing his face when we drove past (If only he got it confiscated tho!).

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    Get's them everytime! If I'd known it was you I would have pulled over for a chat.
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    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD345 View Post
    ELR588:
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    Te Wananga O Aotearoa (current owner)
    Owned since: 2008, October 7th (for more than 11 months); Location: Te Awamutu; Postal address: PO Box 151, Te Awamutu 3840; Status: Complete; This is an organisation; Prior odometer: 93km on 2008, May 1st
    So, is that like the maori police or...? I recall seeing, on the TV, this guy getting pulled over by the fuzz and he then presents them with a maori driver's license - pure gold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.
    I don't think you would fool anyone:
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Must remember not to wear my police woman costume while out and about then.
    We should hook up and compare equipment...

    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    I don't think you would fool anyone:
    If that's PB... we should DEFINITELY hook up and compare equipment.....

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    I remember Mikey got in trouble for riding his GSXR600 painted up like a police bike. Hilarious, mikey was awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    We should hook up and compare equipment...



    If that's PB... we should DEFINITELY hook up and compare equipment.....
    That gear looks EXACTLY the same as the stuff you wear at work, Pat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD345 View Post
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    Te Wananga O Aotearoa (current owner)
    Owned since: 2008, October 7th (for more than 11 months); Location: Te Awamutu; Postal address: PO Box 151, Te Awamutu 3840; Status: Complete; This is an organisation; Prior odometer: 93km on 2008, May 1st
    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    So, is that like the maori police or...?
    That is the "University of New Zealand"... An educational establishment in Sarf Auckland.
    http://www.twoa.ac.nz/home.php

    You may remember them from the news some time back... financial issues...
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