Chappy's round 4 - day to forget

**zxr400#150** · 12th September 2009, 14:52

Originally Posted by neil_cb125t

Hey,

i got all my work done at Collier motors in levin - i just had my crank balanced which was $150 nz approx..... recommend them bloody great service.

Yip i recommend them aswell ,thats were i got all my conrods and crank done aswell

**scracha** · 12th September 2009, 15:54

Originally Posted by neil_cb125t

Hey,

i got all my work done at Collier motors in levin - i just had my crank balanced which was $150 nz approx..... recommend them bloody great service.

I'm glad I can still race without having any idea what a crank is

Can I get my bank balanced instead?

**mossy1200** · 12th September 2009, 16:59

Originally Posted by scracha

I'm glad I can still race without having any idea what a crank is

Can I get my bank balanced instead?

just throw money at bike until bank balance equals zero.Thats balanced for you.If wife runs out of money get new wife.

**roadracingoldfart** · 12th September 2009, 19:08

Originally Posted by scracha

I'm glad I can still race without having any idea what a crank is

Can I get my bank balanced instead?

Originally Posted by mossy1200

just throw money at bike until bank balance equals zero.Thats balanced for you.If wife runs out of money get new wife.

Nooooo what you do is wait till all money spent on bike , then borrow more money for future bike costs , then get wife a second job , then to pay for entry fees you get a second wife with good job , then as crash repair fund you get second wife to get second job. really good if you can keep ahead of 2 wifes.
Otherwise you turn Gay as they always seem to have money for cruises and holidays and shit , whats with that ????

Or if you Steevie you sell wife #1s horses and tell her a rustler got them.

Rite now what else is too hard for you.

**Clivoris** · 13th September 2009, 20:35

Great stuff despite the dramas Chappy. Poor old AJ couldn't bear to watch you abuse his baby. Rare courage that man has.

**scracha** · 14th September 2009, 05:13

Originally Posted by mossey

just throw money at bike until bank balance equals zero.Thats balanced for you.If wife runs out of money get new wife.

Until bank balance equals zero....would imply it is above zero. The Bank manager always sniggers when I put "home improvement" as the reason for increasing the mortgage every couple of years.

Originally Posted by roadracingoldfart

Otherwise you turn Gay as they always seem to have money for cruises and holidays and shit , whats with that ????

Hmm...2 guys with no kids having lots of spare cash.....funny that?

Originally Posted by roadracingoldfart

Or if you Steevie you sell wife #1s horses and tell her a rustler got them.

If I told the girlfriend that story I'm pretty sure my bikes would mysteriously disappear.