The end of the world, and hang wringing.

**Big Dave** · 15th September 2009, 13:08

Next best was flogging a Rocket III up old Taupo Road with some sportsbikes.

**Gremlin** · 15th September 2009, 13:09

riding...

**firefighter** · 15th September 2009, 13:44

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I'm sick of the wankfest of shite that on the pages of KiddieBiker at the moment - if KB was printed material, I'd be using it to wipe my ass.

I was thinking the same thing and was going to make a similar post.

Good work.

**R6_kid:Me** · 15th September 2009, 13:48

880km in two days from Wellington to Auckland getting acquainted to my new bike.

Otherwise it's been fairly shit this winter.

**hospitalfood** · 15th September 2009, 13:52

yeah what happened to KB, seems like not as many laughs.

watching someone carefully put their empty beer can in a rubbish bin that was not there at cold kiwi was a good laugh.
also watching another KB member get so pissed that they could not stop themself from staggering backwards down a hill

**NinjaNanna** · 15th September 2009, 14:20

saturday/sunday double coro loop with over night stay over on the coast would have to be the highlight of my winter. Lucked out with 2 spectacular days of clear blue skies.

low point would have to be missing the Queen's birthday long weekend ride to Turangi (too soft to be arsed dealing with the foul weather)

another notable mention - Opononi ride with the usual suspects.

**slowpoke** · 15th September 2009, 14:41

Losing my wet weather racing virginity at Round 1 of the Winter series. Who knew it could be so much fun, shame there was only the one wet race.

**gijoe1313** · 15th September 2009, 14:56

Who started this thread up? I think the OP is suffering from all the usual KBisms

As for me, I think the best word in all the world as a biker is ...

Riding.

Over the hills and far away
Twisting the wrist to come what may
Past the fields, by the main
Over the hills and far away! (mm Sharpe's tis a luvverly series)

And next to riding is ...

More riding!

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Calling it a crash makes it sound much more exciting and dignified than it actually was.

Most fun had this winter? Well that's a tough one, since life in general has just been so cool lately. Time spent with KB friends ranks right up there, as does getting a new bike. I think what I most enjoy is the peace, harmony, laughter, love, care, respect and acceptance afforded me by all my relationships.

I hope you're not counting me in that mix, I'm not sure why you won't leave me alone. Surely the restraining order should have worked?

Seriously, what makes life really fucking great is the wonderful people who are there when the going gets tough. Peace, harmony, laughter, love, care and respect are incredibly well deserved and hard won in your case. Life for you, my friend, is good.

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 15:07

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Who started this thread up? I think the OP is suffering from all the usual KBisms

As for me, I think the best word in all the world as a biker is ...

GiJOE - where were you last weekend Justin - the Cammo Ninja was needed for close protection against the likes of the GSXR Terrorist formerly known as MsKaBC...

**madbikeboy** · 15th September 2009, 15:10

Originally Posted by Gremlin

riding... on the back wheel past the cop shop...

Please note, creative licence was used in the making of this post. And if you're a police officer, we were just making shit up.

**MsKABC** · 15th September 2009, 15:12

Jeez, talk about hot/cold. From this...

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

I hope you're not counting me in that mix, I'm not sure why you won't leave me alone. Surely the restraining order should have worked?

...to this...

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Peace, harmony, laughter, love, care and respect are incredibly well deserved and hard won in your case. Life for you, my friend, is good.

...to this...

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

the Cammo Ninja was needed for close protection against the likes of the GSXR Terrorist formerly known as MsKaBC...

Don't you know the 'G' in GSXR stands for guerilla?

**Fatt Max** · 15th September 2009, 16:14

Best fun I had in Winter was watching the mother-in-law go arse over tit on the ski fields in Whakapapa while trying to snowboard......exactly 10 minutes after telling me how bikers are a 'rowdy lot, and a bit dirty'

Best fucking fun I've had since she came out of the bogs in some poncy Viaduct resturant with the loo paper hanging out the back of her skirt....