I liked the Pacific rim one and the Lindsay Lohan one, the rest seemed like a bit of a commercial.
People offended by Letterman should know that he is always like that, it's not Key.
John Key's top 10 list on the David Letterman Late Show:
and the bits that were deleted from the script.
10. The Auckland airport now has a Cinnabon (a chain store specializing in sweet Danish pastries). It’s the best we could do since Labour stopped the airport sale.
9. We have the loosest slot machines in the Pacific rim to match our woman
8. Only a convenient 20-hour flight away with no twin towers to get in the way
7. It's like England without the attitude and mushy peas.
6. Down there Leno's on at 9 o'clock, that’s 8’o clock NZ daylight saving time or is that 10’o clock. But hey math’s was never my thing. I ‘only’ made 50 mill.
5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals. I’m not known as flip flop for nothing.
4. Visit in the next 30 days, I'll pick you up at the airport and like our sheep you’ll be fleeced before you leave.
3. 70 per cent of our energy is generated through renewable hydro power look, these don't all have to be jokes. We save that for our monitory policy.
2. We drive on the left side of the road, like the British and Lindsay Lohan. Yep this bullshit that I’m right wing Prime Minister is just plain old fashioned wrong
1. Unlike most of the world, we still like Americans providing they leave their Nukes in their own backyard
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Have you been to America?
Have you met "average" Americans at home and abroad?
Or do you simply accept what you are spoon fed on TV?
Americans are nice folks. Their politics and politicians are a bit strange, but don't ever judge a populace by their politicians.
Should I ask why you are wanting (username) an American motorcycle?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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