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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    -another tosser who looks at the world through red coloured glasses
    Good call. That guys is a chump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    an ability to not be a narcissistic tw@t, full to overflowing with your own arrogant self-importance and to laugh at yourself occasionally actually makes people like you a little bit...
    Humility can be very attractive that's for sure and it is nice to see we have a PM that doesn't come off as a robot running out of juice

    Didn't realise he was doing the 'top 10', would have been keen to see what questions Letterman would have asked him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Humility can be very attractive that's for sure and it is nice to see we have a PM that doesn't come off as a robot running out of juice

    Didn't realise he was doing the 'top 10', would have been keen to see what questions Letterman would have asked him.
    Just for you Number One:



    I think the actual show screens on Monday (NZ) on Prime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    -another tosser who looks at the world through red coloured glasses
    I've never noticed Key wearing red glasses before

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Just for you Number One:
    I think the actual show screens on Monday (NZ) on Prime.
    You are such a caring bloke aren't ya!

    I caught that link on the beginning of this thread just as well cause the show is well past my bed time

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    Quote Originally Posted by short-circuit View Post
    I've never noticed Key wearing red glasses before
    That was a real shitty comeback. Glad you're not representing NZ on Letterman.
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    I liked the Pacific rim one and the Lindsay Lohan one, the rest seemed like a bit of a commercial.

    People offended by Letterman should know that he is always like that, it's not Key.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    That was a real shitty comeback.
    Your mamma

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    John Key's top 10 list on the David Letterman Late Show:

    and the bits that were deleted from the script.


    10. The Auckland airport now has a Cinnabon (a chain store specializing in sweet Danish pastries). It’s the best we could do since Labour stopped the airport sale.

    9. We have the loosest slot machines in the Pacific rim to match our woman


    8. Only a convenient 20-hour flight away with no twin towers to get in the way

    7. It's like England without the attitude and mushy peas.

    6. Down there Leno's on at 9 o'clock, that’s 8’o clock NZ daylight saving time or is that 10’o clock. But hey math’s was never my thing. I ‘only’ made 50 mill.


    5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals. I’m not known as flip flop for nothing.

    4. Visit in the next 30 days, I'll pick you up at the airport and like our sheep you’ll be fleeced before you leave.

    3. 70 per cent of our energy is generated through renewable hydro power look, these don't all have to be jokes. We save that for our monitory policy.

    2. We drive on the left side of the road, like the British and Lindsay Lohan. Yep this bullshit that I’m right wing Prime Minister is just plain old fashioned wrong

    1. Unlike most of the world, we still like Americans providing they leave their Nukes in their own backyard


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    John Key's top 10 list on the David Letterman Late Show:

    and the bits that were deleted from the script.


    10. The Auckland airport now has a Cinnabon (a chain store specializing in sweet Danish pastries). It’s the best we could do since Labour stopped the airport sale.

    9. We have the loosest slot machines in the Pacific rim to match our woman


    8. Only a convenient 20-hour flight away with no twin towers to get in the way

    7. It's like England without the attitude and mushy peas.

    6. Down there Leno's on at 9 o'clock, that’s 8’o clock NZ daylight saving time or is that 10’o clock. But hey math’s was never my thing. I ‘only’ made 50 mill.


    5. Get the whanau together, stay in a bach, crack open the chilly bin and slap on your jandals. I’m not known as flip flop for nothing.

    4. Visit in the next 30 days, I'll pick you up at the airport and like our sheep you’ll be fleeced before you leave.

    3. 70 per cent of our energy is generated through renewable hydro power look, these don't all have to be jokes. We save that for our monitory policy.

    2. We drive on the left side of the road, like the British and Lindsay Lohan. Yep this bullshit that I’m right wing Prime Minister is just plain old fashioned wrong

    1. Unlike most of the world, we still like Americans providing they leave their Nukes in their own backyard


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    Much as I'd love to bling that - I can't

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    "Unlike many parts of the world, we still do like Americans"
    I don't like americans

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    Quote Originally Posted by want-a-harley View Post
    I don't like americans
    That's nice dear...I am glad you cleared that up

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    Quote Originally Posted by want-a-harley View Post
    I don't like americans
    Have you been to America?
    Have you met "average" Americans at home and abroad?
    Or do you simply accept what you are spoon fed on TV?

    Americans are nice folks. Their politics and politicians are a bit strange, but don't ever judge a populace by their politicians.

    Should I ask why you are wanting (username) an American motorcycle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Thank goodness he was honest (NZ is full of Dorks innit?) and didn't peddle this 100% pure bullshit!

    100% pure - yeah right - muscle cars, turbo this, turbo that, wood burners, cheap fuel - all this adds up to a country that prolly produces more CO2 per capita than China FFS!
    Yup

    Based on 2006 estimates of CO2 emmisions and popualtion
    China 4.7 metric tons CO2 per person
    India 1.4 metric tons CO2 per person
    NZ 7.6 metric tons CO2 per person

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Have you been to America?
    Have you met "average" Americans at home and abroad?
    Or do you simply accept what you are spoon fed on TV?

    Americans are nice folks. Their politics and politicians are a bit strange, but don't ever judge a populace by their politicians.

    Should I ask why you are wanting (username) an American motorcycle?
    Yep been two America twice, my mates married to an American and my wife's Aunty is American, spent time with all of the above.

    As for the name, I needed a username, I was a noob, new little about bikes and chose it after all of 2 seconds thought

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