Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.Originally Posted by short-circuit
Shake it!
Someone is a cock. And nah Im onto sidewinder now anyway, keep up with the times.
Po ta toes
I'd see the funny side, however, I often tell people to suck my cock...Tell you what; when I say something like "suck my dick" the mods (who, ironically are cocks) fit me up with demerit points aplenty.
Is that funny or am I too cynical?
Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)
Hardcore Biker
I often tell my wife.......
Not that she listens.
Rest In Peace
Wasn't me...promise!
*takes a bow*
[QUOTE]Woohoo, I'm a cock????...you should have told me before I took the pain to give birth to an 8 pound baby without painkillers
And yes dear...you can be a touch cynical, but it adds to your charm.
I always thought that whomever designed the male appendage had a sense of humour...must have been a womanWould you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)
Bite my shiney metal ass
Is there something your not telling us Trudes?
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Po ta toes
Aside from cock I also love irony
Dickens Cider
What? you iron for cock?Aside from cock I also love irony
No body move... I dropped my brain
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
I know a bloke who has a piece of iron in his cock.What? you iron for cock?
A large bearing exploded and a small lump lodged right in there. Quacks reckon it's not doing any harm and might be dangerous to remove.
Dickens Cider
What I want to know is what the hell he was doing to have that happen? Naked maintenance is hazardous to your cock!!
A bearing..... from Wiki......
"A device to allow constrained relative motion between two or more parts, typically rotation or linear movement. Bearings may be classified broadly according to the motions they allow and according to their principle of operation as well as by the directions of applied loads they can handle."
"bearing loads from varying directions and accept only limited play or "slop" as the applied load changes. One source of motion is gaps or "play" in the bearing. As example, a 10 mm shaft in a 12 mm hole has 2 mm play."
Maintenance
"Many bearings require periodic maintenance to prevent premature failure, although some such as fluid or magnetic bearings may require little maintenance.
Most bearings in high cycle operations need periodic lubrication and cleaning, and may require adjustment to minimise the effects of wear."
Oh me wee'd
No body move... I dropped my brain
My anus is bleeding!
If I hadn't already repped you today, this would be the post I'd have done it for. -tries not to smirk and just shakes his head-
Po ta toes
Never iron naked.
Tornado Alley
Yeah, the funny side....Would you be offended if I said "suck my dick" to you (no offence intended to you or hubby) or would you see the funny side? (Which is the underside...)
Closely followed by, "Does that come in adult size?"
Mormon Few Stunt Crew©
Skis will be next, then its all of us, at once!
[QUOTE=007XX;1129432377]Wasn't me...promise!
*takes a bow*
[QUOTE]
you mean, you wish!
Bite my shiney metal ass
As long as its not a 9 inch clit. Oh yeah, I said it.Aside from cock I also love irony
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
Rest In Peace
Nah...cos my mummy taught to be careful what I wished for, as expectations are often disappointed
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