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Thread: Caption Competition! (Police oriented)

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    There is a hole in the wall. Police are looking into it.
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    A thief has escaped with an electric tattoo gun, police are following a lead.

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    Constable Clutz got it wrong (again) when playing the selection game...Ink, Pink, you Stink.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    SPBs failed attempt at joining the Police....


    He thought it was a donut shop.
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    An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    He thought it was a donut shop.
    Not so silly Scummy. 2 doors along there is a bakery...
    A possible connection in this "police case"?
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    Listen dimwit I said check the stats too.............not the Tat 2


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    Bugger, I thought this was a McDonalds Drive-Thru....


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    Don't hire dislexic cops or immigrant ones who can't read.

    Memo to driving dept,left is stop,right is go.

    Seriously "placed hand brake on"might help to check operation of that me thinks,would've thought put into park,hand brake on,turn key off sort of thinking this is what most people do.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    An Auckland Tattoo shop owner was today charged with dangerous driving of a building after policemans sworn statement.
    This one's got my vote
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    Officer Mike Hunt now reveals the crashing incident is the cause of his "Sexy time" Tattoo he magically received over the anus whilst thrusting through the building, this is following his other defense in court that his cat downloaded 10,000 documents of underage "senior sluts" on his house computer.

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