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  1. 15th October 2009, 21:49 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    . I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.
    shit the wife would kill me if she found out
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    Quote Originally Posted by ckai View Post
    shit the wife would kill me if she found out
    Well as I said to my Wife the other day Baa baa baa baa
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Depends what you use whilst performing that act and where it gets stuck
    Is your toy mains-powered for longevity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Is your toy mains-powered for longevity?
    i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    I'm going to put animal riding accident on mine.
    Wife not attractive then huh? Not nice to call her that though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter
    Who the hell you been talking to? I will kill them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Wife not attractive then huh? Not nice to call her that though.
    Well to quote myself

    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Well as I said to my Wife the other day Baa baa baa baa
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    i heard it was a turbo-diesel with a kick starter
    Sounds like an Irish big-rig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Well to quote myself
    Sounds like your trying to pull the wool.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Sounds like your trying to pull the wool.......
    Only if I'm lucky. Baabra has a headache.
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    Injury masturbating in the middle of a rugby game playing number 8 while riding a sheep on top of a car, than.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    " injured while masturbating"


    levy THAT fuckheads
    Not the first time tonight you have made me laugh out loud. Keep up the good work Sarge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Only if I'm lucky. Baabra has a headache.
    You're being fleeced. Medical science suggests that sex cures a headache. Tell her to roll over and stop bleating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    You're being fleeced. Medical science suggests that sex cures a headache. Tell her to roll over and stop bleating.
    I tried to talk her into wearing something shear to bed, but she thought it was a bit wooly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman View Post
    Not the first time tonight you have made me laugh out loud. Keep up the good work Sarge
    you should read some of the password protected sections of my blog ...
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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