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    Angry Bloody N00bs

    I stumbled upon a poor young bloke on a CBR250 today at the lights

    said it kept cutting out and he could not get it to go when in gear.

    let me have a go i said...
    it must have been in 5th gear....

    got it into first and rode off....

    did a few skids on the grass with it.

    gave it back and told him...
    he said thanks, and i pulled a 2nd gear standup away from him

    bloody n00bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    I stumbled upon a poor young bloke on a CBR250 today at the lights

    said it kept cutting out and he could not get it to go when in gear.

    let me have a go i said...
    it must have been in 5th gear....

    got it into first and rode off....

    did a few skids on the grass with it.

    gave it back and told him...
    he said thanks, and i pulled a 2nd gear standup away from him

    bloody n00bs
    Were you riding your Beta Techno?

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    LOL. I guess as the weather fines up, there'll be more and more.

    Carver, you probably could have just told him... but what fun would that have been eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Were you riding your Beta Techno?
    Haha, nah, the GSXR1000!

    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    LOL. I guess as the weather fines up, there'll be more and more.

    Carver, you probably could have just told him... but what fun would that have been eh?
    Well, i was not sure, but to be that dumb?

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
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    Oy should'nt make light, I regularly used to stall a dirt bike when I was learning in 3rd, 4th or 5th. Far to busy s******g myself & trying to brake to change down. Many happy hours spent in a bog rocking my bike back & forth trying to find first. I was a black belt NooB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by george formby View Post
    Oy should'nt make light, I regularly used to stall a dirt bike when I was learning in 3rd, 4th or 5th. Far to busy s******g myself & trying to brake to change down. Many happy hours spent in a bog rocking my bike back & forth trying to find first. I was a black belt NooB.
    why not?
    I never did it!

    you just got to change down to keep the power on!

    I learnt on a RD50!

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    Well, there'll be more and more of those.. and when ACC taxes us off....we'll get all the rich fobs coming in nz..getting CBRs Ninjas..who cant ride..><

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    Maybe he did it deliberately so he could see one of the great MFSC in action!
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    Eh? You can't take off in 5th? Your clutch control must be shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Eh? You can't take off in 5th? Your clutch control must be shit.
    just like me in bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    I stumbled upon a poor young bloke on a CBR250 today at the lights

    said it kept cutting out and he could not get it to go when in gear.

    let me have a go i said...
    it must have been in 5th gear....

    got it into first and rode off....

    did a few skids on the grass with it.

    gave it back and told him...
    he said thanks, and i pulled a 2nd gear standup away from him

    bloody n00bs

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    Haha, nah, the GSXR1000!



    Well, i was not sure, but to be that dumb?
    Dumb is good enough to pass a basic handling test and then quickly become an ACC statistic.

    After you explained gear change to him, did you then explain steering and cornering also?

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