Mum + Bike + Me = Bad News

**Owl** · 31st October 2009, 05:57

Originally Posted by Mom

Let me get this right. You are 19 and still living at home, albeit paying board. Your Mother has to tell you to clean your room, and make space in the garage for your soon to arrive bike? And you say it's "Bull fucking shit!"

Now now Mom....................he is a rebel after all!

**jonbuoy** · 31st October 2009, 07:27

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

Cant wait..

I am "adopting" a baby into my lifestyle.. My girl is having a baby and I AINT the immediate father (correct wording? Aint thinking straight) but pretty much step father but in a father role.. Long story behind that.. No she didnt cheat.. And no, its not cos of some strange 3some...

Holy shit we are screwed! Its children raising children - I thought you were about 16 when I read the thread to start..

Sucks to be you when you could be going through this sort of stuff eh?¨

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**ynot slow** · 31st October 2009, 08:30

I left home when I got married(20),had no need to before,paid board,had freedom of place,mowed lawns,supplied pool table to new room folks added as bar and genral piss up area.And had enough brain power to think it's 5.30pm parents not home,will cook tea for us all.

Had no real issues to leave home,even when brother did his OE it opened his eyes up,and at the time most of our mates boarded at home due to cost and freedom they had at home,but realised they should try flatting eventually.

**Ms Piggy** · 31st October 2009, 08:57

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there!

Awwww man what a total bitch face alright! If I'm hearing you right - you are living in her house and she is saying that you need to clean your room and the garage so you can put your motorcycle in her garage...maybe she could've increased your board instead? I have never ever heard of such an unreasonable parent - I'd fire her if I was you!

**R6_kid:Me** · 31st October 2009, 09:11

Why the fuck does your MUM have any say over what happens in the garage? Tell your old man to harden the fuck up, tell your mum to get back in the kitchen, and take back control of what is well and truly the mans domain.

I'm still at home at 22, in terms of usable space approx half the garage is my stuff but it's kept relatively tidy. It's generally hard to work on your bike in a messy garage but The Stranger seems to make do with the state of his garage 90% of the time!

There's three simple tasks in my life that tend to keep my parents shutup - mow the lawns before they get too long, clean the garage (before dad gets home from working in Australia), keep my room relatively tidy.

Pretty simple.

**Hopeful Bastard** · 31st October 2009, 09:29

Originally Posted by R6_kid

Why the fuck does your MUM have any say over what happens in the garage? Tell your old man to harden the fuck up, tell your mum to get back in the kitchen, and take back control of what is well and truly the mans domain.

Cos my parents have split up most likely?

**peasea** · 31st October 2009, 10:03

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

Cos my parents have split up most likely?

Well, my two teenagers have parents that have split up and when they're asked to tidy their respective rooms they just do it. (Maybe there's something in the training?) In fact, when they stay with me/us they hardly make a mess in the first place. They help with meal prep', dishes, laundry and housework in general. It's called 'teamwork' and I get on extremely well with both of them, so much so that I'm taking my 17y/o to see Nickleback.

Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?

**Hopeful Bastard** · 31st October 2009, 10:08

Originally Posted by peasea

Well, my two teenagers have parents that have split up and when they're asked to tidy their respective rooms they just do it. (Maybe there's something in the training?) In fact, when they stay with me/us they hardly make a mess in the first place. They help with meal prep', dishes, laundry and housework in general. It's called 'teamwork' and I get on extremely well with both of them, so much so that I'm taking my 17y/o to see Nickleback.

Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?

Thats what its like with my father and myself..

He actually was kind enough to cancel work for 3 days and take me and my girlfriend (at that time) up to Auckland to see Avenged Sevenfold, Bullet For My Valentine and Atreyu..

Mum and i just dont get along very well.. I do stuff for her.. But due to her constant nagging, Its like a competition between us.. Im sure you all would know what that is like?

**YellowDog** · 31st October 2009, 10:19

Originally Posted by Mully

She's not angry, just disappointed.

The toys could soon be out of the pram and the dummy well and truly spat.

Easy life with attitude

**R6_kid:Me** · 31st October 2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

Mum and i just dont get along very well.. I do stuff for her.. But due to her constant nagging, Its like a competition between us.. Im sure you all would know what that is like?

What is stopping you from moving out? Or moving to live with your dad?

**SARGE** · 31st October 2009, 11:48

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while..

wow.. and just think...i have to clean my room, AND the shed AND cook dinner AND work 8-10 hours a day AND cut the lawn .. and to top it all off, when i DO get a spare 3-4 hours its fucking pissing down rain...

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

Oh well.. Saves the

from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...

look at your mom as a "STUPID VALVE".. keeps the STUPID down to a manageable level .. i was 19 once too..

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

um ... no .. at 19 i was 100000 miles from home and getting shot at by Syrian snipers ...

rough life ya got there kid ...

Originally Posted by peasea

Ever been to a rock concert with one of your parents?

no .. but my Uncle Steve took me to see Pink Floyd once ... i was 10... changed my life ...

**scumdog** · 31st October 2009, 11:55

Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker

Tidy is able to walk from closin your blinds, Shutting the door, Turning off the light, Taking your clothes off and still walk to bed without tripping over anything in pitch black darkness.. Okay.. I will admit.. I have kicked my Ingrown toenail twice on my stereo.. Damn i need someone with carpentry skills.. But other than that.. ALL GOODS!

Join the Army.

They will give you a new perspective on 'tidy'.