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  1. #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Me, jeez you wouldn't want to get too close to those "dress up like a tube of toothpaste" types...
    Funny story.. chatting to a lad the other day that lives in Chch - who owns a scooter.
    Some munter was round his house for some reason (also owns a scooter - but one of the homo two tone things with all the gay shit bolted on it). Standing in the garage, next to a rack of protective clothing, he said "What sort of parka have you got then?"
    He was serious!!!
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    I actually never realised they weren't part of the general motorbike. Stuff. i never go to the home page, just view new posts
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Now there is an opportunity, invent the armoured parka. In fact it could be called the "code zero parka", adding windage therefore speed, in a tail wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    "What sort of parka have you got then?"
    It's surely only a matter of time until these sorts join the Sealed Knot Society and do re-enactments of Brighton 1964...
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

  5. #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    It's surely only a matter of time until these sorts join the Sealed Knot Society and do re-enactments of Brighton 1964...
    They'd better hurry up. Most of them haven't got long left.

    Thank fuck.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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