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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    The GSXR can be expressed with smilies in the following way:........The scooter smilie by comparison could only be followed by 'the floppy cock', 'spaniel ears' or 'mickey mouse slipper' smilies. Simple innit!



    WTF??....you call yourself Dangermice and drive a 50cc shit bucket??.....dude you ride a fooken starter motor!
    If you are so big that you have a six pack back and rode a scooter, poor thing would end up squashed up your arse.... (you could call it a vibrator). Go the 50 and cheap reg, insurance and dangerless speeds, esp up hill.

    GSXR stands for Goat Sex X Rated anyway, and must be hard to catch a goat if you so chubby

    Dont take any notice of the nasty fat man Dangermice.
    The wife's a communist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    WTF??....you call yourself Dangermice and drive a 50cc shit bucket??.....dude you ride a fooken starter motor!
    Well everyone is always saying how dangerous scooters are so that makes my name perfect then doesn't it.
    Watch out for tow ropes and quickly braking cars

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    Oh and I don't "drive" I ride. HA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XRVrider View Post
    If you are so big that you have a six pack back and rode a scooter, poor thing would end up squashed up your arse.... (you could call it a vibrator). Go the 50 and cheap reg, insurance and dangerless speeds, esp up hill.

    GSXR stands for Goat Sex X Rated anyway, and must be hard to catch a goat if you so chubby

    Dont take any notice of the nasty fat man Dangermice.
    Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

    .......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

    .......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!
    Sheep shagger?????
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    I read "eager wenches" as "eager wrenches" at first. LOL
    Watch out for tow ropes and quickly braking cars

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Sheep shagger?????
    The correct term is Southland Blonde
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
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    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches. The gixer made 'em wide and wet, just as a scooter would leave their pussies drier than Arizona.

    .......And WTF a scooter going up hill??...is that like a contradiction in terms or what!
    Oh right, I thought you must have fat rolls on ya back, looking like an ironic six pack. I would take it back but you already red repped me. ha ha
    The wife's a communist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    The correct term is Southland Blonde
    Been 'helping' them out of the fence again?

    Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Been 'helping' them out of the fence again?
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches...
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Listen up scooter scrote. The SixPackBack moniker was a result of my well formed back muscles formed I might add from fucken an endless supply of eager wenches.
    Does the gixxer have extra large mirrors on it so you can admire yourself?

    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Sheep shagger?????
    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    The correct term is Southland Blonde
    Quote Originally Posted by cs363 View Post
    Been 'helping' them out of the fence again?
    Now that's baaaaaaa'd...
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmay View Post
    goes like a whore on P

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    The correct term is Southland Blonde
    In Rotorua they call them Whaka Blondes.....no wait, they aint sheep....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Whaka Blondes
    Nah - thats what you do to blondes ehh...
    Quote Originally Posted by Timmay View Post
    goes like a whore on P

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    Quote Originally Posted by UberRhys View Post
    Nah - thats what you do to blondes ehh...
    You Whaka dem on the ass to get them going aye
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
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    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
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    Pussy forget about him.

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