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    We're semi-rural and have a lot of birds on the roof, not inside it, just bloody noisy hopping about in the mornings. Went to great effort and mounted a magpie decoy on an aluminium post, swivels in the wind and supposed to scare starlings away.


    Bugger me if the sods don't sit on it, tried to take a pic the other day of 4 of the bastards on it, deterrent my arse...
    Where's that fucking spanner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Oh for sure, I've never noticed them till the flax sticking out and the following observations. If it was a rental, I'd just ignore them, they're just doing their bird thang up there.

    Maybe I should build a bird house in the backyard. Not sure how'd you'd build one that cats wouldn't use to their advantage though.
    starlings are the worst for nesting in your roof!

    put the bird house on a metal poll away from trees or anything cats can climb to get to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    starlings are the worst for nesting in your roof!

    put the bird house on a metal poll away from trees or anything cats can climb to get to it
    its worse when you have josph starling in ya roof

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Possum Guard ! Sheet of that wrapped around the poll will stop a cat !
    Neat! Sort of thing Goldpine or similar would have I presume?

    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Leave them there until the chicks are fledged and leave the nest, then clear the nest and assorted crap out. Make sure you block up the hole where they're getting into the roof, or they'll be back next year. Use some fine bird netting or the like.
    That's the plan, just need to find something that will actually prevent them getting in the gap that I assume is there.

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    Bugger me if the sods don't sit on it, tried to take a pic the other day of 4 of the bastards on it, deterrent my arse...


    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    starlings are the worst for nesting in your roof!
    As I understand it, this is true in residential areas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Neat! Sort of thing Goldpine or similar would have I presume?

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    Or a power company ! We used to stock it in our store (sold to public also)
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Or a power company ! We used to stock it in our store (sold to public also)
    or just burn the house down eh dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    or just burn the house down eh dude
    Ummmm nah !
    Had to break out the hole saw the other day, bloody great gaps in our eves ! Enough for a starling to fall down inside the wall and got stuck at ground level !
    Only so much scritch scratchin you can tolerate as a semi soft touch and after a day and night of it, meh !
    Now have a 21/2" hole in me wall lol Should have seen the welcome that bird got out in the back yard lol, must of been ten of them landed in the trees and chirpin their nutts off !
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    Be thankful they are alive! Buy some earplugs and hope like hell they move out soon so you can block up their access point. What ever you do, don't let them to die in there though!

    We have 3 cats, yet one year we ended up with rats in the ceiling (we live in a rural area and ended up with a major infestation). Could hear them rolling around the rat bait in the ceiling.

    Mum would giggle with glee at the sound of the little buggers rolling them back and forth.. The rats had the last laugh however...





    About a week later these little things kept turning up everywhere. On the beds.. On the floor, in the shower and bathtub.

    MAGGOTS! .......falling through the ceiling.......

    And sooooooooooon the maggots morphed into beautiful flies.. So many flies!

    And lets not even start on the smell..




    And this one time..... A rat managed to get into our water tank and it drowned. We wondered for about a week why our water ahem "tasted strange" but thats another story..!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    And this one time..... A rat managed to get into our water tank and it drowned. We wondered for about a week why our water ahem "tasted strange" but thats another story..!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Do you play in a band ?
    Well I ain't joking!

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    just get rid of the stupid animals! dead or alive!

    that maggot/rat story is truely disgusting!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    ...one year we ended up with rats in the ceiling
    A familiar tale.
    We had rodents in the ceiling of the basement (where #2Son lives), and under our floor. The made so much racket at night that he couldn't sleep, so he moved upstairs to the lounge.
    So, I poisoned them.
    Then we had bad smells.
    Then flies startedsoming out of the light sockets (recessed lights, wooden ceiling) at night: big, fat, lazy blowflies.

    Eventually, we got rid of them all, blocked all potential ingress holes, and we're OK again.

    Dead rat in the watertank? Sounds like my mum: she was staying at my sister's in the country, and said, "This water tastes funny, like something died in it!"
    "Don't be dumb", says Sis.
    "I'm sure there is!" (Mum's got very sensitive nose and tastebuds).
    Turned out there was a big, bloated possum in the tank.
    They had to drain it, climb in and wash the tank out with bleach, and buy another tankerload of water.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Had the same thing a few years back.
    Wait until the chirping/scratching stops and they have buggered off (to avoid the stench of rotting bird) then block up the hole using fine wire mesh. Avoid anything like expanding foam as they can peck away at this and it is better utilised in a boi ricer's exhaust...

    A birdbox in close proximity will simply attract another family of birds. They will return next year to use the same nesting space if it is left as it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Avoid anything like expanding foam as they can peck away at this
    Ack.
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    A birdbox in close proximity will simply attract another family of birds.
    That's ok, they don't cause any trouble, just rather they weren't in the house
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    They will return next year to use the same nesting space if it is left as it is.
    Yup, that's what I don't want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    A familiar tale.
    We had rodents in the ceiling of the basement (where #2Son lives), and under our floor. The made so much racket at night that he couldn't sleep, so he moved upstairs to the lounge.
    So, I poisoned them.
    Then we had bad smells.
    Then flies startedsoming out of the light sockets (recessed lights, wooden ceiling) at night: big, fat, lazy blowflies.

    Eventually, we got rid of them all, blocked all potential ingress holes, and we're OK again.

    Dead rat in the watertank? Sounds like my mum: she was staying at my sister's in the country, and said, "This water tastes funny, like something died in it!"
    "Don't be dumb", says Sis.
    "I'm sure there is!" (Mum's got very sensitive nose and tastebuds).
    Turned out there was a big, bloated possum in the tank.
    They had to drain it, climb in and wash the tank out with bleach, and buy another tankerload of water.
    Sounds familiar! We have to cut any trees/shrubs around the back of our house on a regular basis. Took a while to figure out that the rats were using these as ramps to get into the roof. Never had issues with birds though.



    Our water smelt like water that had been sitting with leaves/dirt in it and the closest thing I could compare the taste to would be the same thing. It certainly didn't have an obvious dead smell/taste to it. Rat soup, yummy!

    Never again.... Urgh!

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