Hamilton Dec Hui. 19/12

**tri boy** · 15th November 2009, 10:04

As promised a few months back, Kanny n tri boy are having a wee get together, and as we are located in Tainui country, the event will be known as "Kanny n Tri boys Dec Hui"
A calender thread will be set up, but basically if you who wish to attend a Pakeha Hui will need to registar on the calender thread, then I will PM you address details etc.
Nth Sth and East/West tribes and representatives are required to visit, otherwise triboy iwi can claim your women and land.(not the fat ugly ones either).
Heaps of space, BBQ, Beer,Camping,Some internal sleeping arrangements that will be allocated after "Koha" is promised.
Travel by gravel, seal, Moa, I couldn't care less.
Stay overnight, quick visit, start a sit in. Still don't care. Just don't steal my slice of cake, (yes, there will be cake)!
Riders and non riders welcome, and another Scrabble game is to be played to see who can join up the most outrageous words. Kanny is the ref again.
Time trails are to be arranged on the Skyteam 200 chinky bike, in the paddock, and hopefully the bonfire will get lit, as there is a big pile of prunnings and branches to be torched.
Lawn Badminton, Croquet, Swing Ball champs are also on the cards, as is possibly a kiwi round of "Fist of Zen". All these events require inibriated participants otherwise it will be silly fools looking like dorks.

Please post suitable rude replies, and intentions of attending.
Chur.

**tri boy** · 15th November 2009, 10:10

Ooops, forgot some pics.........

Pic1.
Entrance onto chez tri boys may look safe............

Pic2
But warriors are known to ambush, send your weakest ahead first as cannon fodder.

Pic3.
Your official welcoming onto the Marae starts here. You may be challenged. (depends on kanny's stress levels)

Pic4.
Once on the Marae, you can settle in and enjoy. Bring your happy face

**Eddieb** · 15th November 2009, 10:14

bugger, make it a day later and I could probably be there.

It's bloody close to xmas, I suspect a lot of people with be busy getting organised for that.

**dino3310** · 15th November 2009, 10:17

well this Ngaite rangi lad will be keen to crash a Tainui hui.

**tri boy** · 15th November 2009, 10:33

Originally Posted by Eddieb

bugger, make it a day later and I could probably be there.

It's bloody close to xmas, I suspect a lot of people with be busy getting organised for that.

Rock up Sunday if you like. I'm sure people will be either getting ready to do a ride somewhere, or some will want to just hang out.
I won't be joining/meeting riders like on the previous rides, you lot are big enough, and definitely ugly enough to get here by yourselves. Failing that Crisis can get you lost out the back of Naike I'm sure.
Dec is a shitty time, but my mum couldn't keep me inside her until after xmas, so she dropped me out just before xmas. (yeah, its my B/day w/end too).
Treat the Hui as the meeting point for your last ride before Santa does a "break n enter" at your digs.

**dino3310** · 15th November 2009, 10:40

hey if bugga all show up thats fine, more cake for me and i fucken love cake.
i could pop round prior to said function and do some food taste tests if you like and i can check if the alcohol is up to standard

**MXNUT** · 15th November 2009, 11:30

Originally Posted by dino3310

i could pop round prior to said function and do some food taste tests if you like and i can check if the alcohol is up to standard

Oi .. Deano back off ..................

I am the official / officous alcohol tester

**dino3310** · 15th November 2009, 15:15

Fine then, i'll test the food, am i allowed to bring a chillibin for a doggy bag.

**tri boy** · 15th November 2009, 15:22

Originally Posted by dino3310

Fine then, i'll test the food, am i allowed to bring a chillibin for a doggy bag.

Your first up, wearing the pink tutu, and walking the "valley of the jandal".

**chanceyy** · 15th November 2009, 15:26

bugger will be up a week or so later than this date

and two other events to go to down here (screw the work do

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**dino3310** · 15th November 2009, 15:33

Originally Posted by tri boy

Your first up, wearing the pink tutu, and walking the "valley of the jandal".

pink eeeew, what about i just wear the blue one i were at home

**junkmanjoe** · 15th November 2009, 16:11

ill set up camp in front of your house.. that be ok aye...

the girls with the goggles on will be in the jelly pit at 4pm........tickets please....
JMJ

**dino3310** · 15th November 2009, 16:35

bwaaaah hahahahah, looks like my house before i started having kids

**Crisis management** · 15th November 2009, 18:52

Where's me personalised invite ya slack bastid!

Sounds like a good day and it looks like I can do the saturday but need to be back in Aucks for the evening, I shall attempt to not get lost getting there.

Iain