Hamilton Dec Hui. 19/12

[carver]

Yeah, I'll let Warr, Mental etc know in the coming weeks.

sweet, what bike should i bring?

[NordieBoy]

sweet, what bike should i bring?

All of them!

[carver]

All of them!

i only have two left!

[tri boy]

sweet, what bike should i bring?

It's not a rally/event/or even a ride out. Just friends/family etc getting together to laugh and socialise.
Those riding to it from out of town are doing the rides.
Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old. You'll be bored in five minutes.

[carver]

It's not a rally/event/or even a ride out. Just friends/family etc getting together to laugh and socialise.
Those riding to it from out of town are doing the rides.
Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old. You'll be bored in five minutes.

i will jump up and down screaming, "look at me!!!!!"

so go out, get pissed, and ride home?

[Crisis management]

Most of us ride zimmer frames, we're that old.

Oi, I resemble that remark, I'll have you know that with my new improved catheter and bag I can get 120kms to the piss stop.

[That looks like fun]

Is a piss stop like a piss take? Its the simple things in life that confuse me

[Crisis management]

Is a piss stop like a piss take? Its the simple things in life that confuse me

No, thats called recycling, which is like a bicycle but sideways.

[marks]

Oi, I resemble that remark, I'll have you know that with my new improved catheter and bag I can get 120kms to the piss stop.

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener

[Bass]

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener

The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'

[marks]

The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'

you'd look a bit like this....



I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

[Crisis management]

I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

Bastid.....he's got the same foot to ground problems I've got on the 640 as well.

[kanny]

Well i would like to see a few of the old faces that i miss.Now that i dont have a gravel bike

[dino3310]

theres still 2 adv bikes in the garage, no excuses

[JATZ]

pull the catheter out of the bag and stuff the end up your bum

you will then have the worlds only 640a with closed loop injection



try and avoid farting while using this configuration - you could rupture your wiener

The mind boggles.
Actually another possible consequence of farting with this configeration might be inflating your bollox and increasing your ground clearance, but at the cost of raising your centre of gravity.
Not sure about the effect on ride comfort tho'

you'd look a bit like this....

Image removed to avoid confrontation

I appreciate that the kid in the photo has much more hair than Iain but I figured the mental ages were similar

You bastids....... Just wasted a mouthfull of good coffee while reading these, but on the + side, bogeys will taste better.