Nice Kiwi blokes - shame about the women

[steel001]

Well it’s the difference between just good sex and blowing her mind with passionate love making that lasts to the early hours of the morning, your hearts got to be in it and for me, a body alone can't do that

What a load of shit, passionate love making? To be honest Don Juan, most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck, nice outside the bedroom (well most) but animals in it.

[kiwirach83]

DMCD - are you single?

jokes

[Stirts]

a body alone can't do that

I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there

[DMCD]

What a load of shit, passionate love making? To be honest Don Juan, most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck, nice outside the bedroom (well most) but animals in it.

Oh no don’t get me wrong, there is a time and place for each and both serve their respective tasks well, but given the choice between heaven on earth and a quick nooky in the garden shed most woman will go with the former.

[Fatt Max]

.....but you do make love to one...

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

[XRVrider]

I wonder why the women here are so ugly?

Most of the time its cos of too much cake. More chubby butts in NZ than anywhere.

[steel001]

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

Fucken Classic!

[DMCD]

I don't know about that....there are some pretty good wankers out there

I shouldn't read things that make me laugh so much at work.

[Foxzee]

most the girls I have been with just prefer a good hard fuck,

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL

[DMCD]

Is that the bit when you take her to dinner followed by a moonlight walk along the beach, a glass of wine on the terrace of the hotel suite you have booked as a surprise then retire to the double king size bed where you wait while she makes her self ready in the privacy of the bathroom, enters the bedrrom in a long, black silky number, lies down beside you and you kiss her neck and shoulders gently, caresseing her frimly, but with great care and tenderness, then, slowly, you begin to remove the said silky black number to reveal her milky white skin against the moonlight filtering in through the window as the breeze from the night air gently kisses the hair from her brow, then you look down and admire her body in the night glow as you reach down to gently stroke her perfectly formed.......

.......then you realise you are having a dream, wake up coverd in jizz and by morning you have fallen out of bed and cracked your jarmies.....

Is that it.....!!

Sounded like something straight out of a Mills & Boon until the end bit, where it was a cold hard drop back to reality.

[PrincessBandit]

Blardy hell, I must be getting old! All this just goes waaaaay over my head!

It just gets more and more difficult to look young and gorgeous when gravity and years add up. Sigh.

[DMCD]

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL

Or just madness

[Fatt Max]

Blardy hell, I must be getting old! All this just goes waaaaay over my head!

It just gets more and more difficult to look young and gorgeous when gravity and years add up. Sigh.

Tell me about it mate, I'm having to tuck my gut into my trousers as well as my shirt these days....

...and Mrs Max reckons that from behind I look like a Mexican who has lost his maraccas......but they are in fact hanging off his trousers....

[Foxzee]

Tell me about it mate, I'm having to tuck my gut into my trousers as well as my shirt these days....

...and Mrs Max reckons that from behind I look like a Mexican who has lost his maraccas......but they are in fact hanging off his trousers....

So what you are saying is if you were hanging upside down you'd be the man every woman wants..............LOL

[steel001]

There has to be some method in their madness...........LOL

They don't appreciate my passionate side maybe, or maybe I'm just a better fucker than love maker? Don't get me wrong Dinners are nice, Beach settings are great blah blah blah but when it gets down to it I have come to realise that in the bedroom all that goes out the window and most girls ( Disclaimer: most girls that I have been with) just want to get down to it instead of dribbling on about how beautiful they are etc