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    You GO gurrrl!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    But Anne, cant say I have put my hand down any other bikers pants....in public


    Well you know what confucious says
    Confucious say man with hand down other mans pants not feeling himself today
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    I stopped to help a broken down biker once. Ended up pushing his bike about 1 km to the nearest house and giving him a pillion ride home.

    He thanked me enough but was trembling a bit when he got off... no idea why??
    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    Mom! I should be shocked, butt I'm not.On ya Annie, it was the only thing to do wasn't it and I bet the laughter got much louder when you two had left the shop, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying here! The mental pic of Mom with her hand in the pocket of a large unknown bikie is just too much.
    Worse the complete look of innocence as Mom says, "what" when the laughter started is making this even better, oh thank you Mom for a wonderful giggle.
    You're priceless you are.An I'd follow you to hell an back as protest ride leader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Worse the complete look of innocence as Mom says, "what" when the laughter started is making this even better, oh thank you Mom for a wonderful giggle.
    You're priceless you are.An I'd follow you to hell an back as protest ride leader.
    Yeah, well I have to admit I already had a grin on my face as I talked to a couple of other bikers parked up outside the servo when I went into pay. This maybe 7:20am on a really wet and crap Sunday in Auckland. I asked if they were coming to brunch and they said yes So you can see the grin from here eh. I love that sort of stuff.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
    I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
    Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
    I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
    Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair
    er.... how far is Napier away from Dorkland?
    Its knackered!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants
    You have met your husband haven't you
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    What I want to know...is where the hell do you find a biker like that!
    I have never been asked to put my hands down some strange blokes pants...and I am the Tart!
    Its not fair, I tell ya! Its just not fair
    Really??....mmmmmmmm
    May I cast your mind back a couple of weeks, a certain 'Club' in Petone?

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    LOL. Sounds like an interesting family
    Gee Mom, not often you get the terms "reach around", "root", and "bum" in the same post.... oh hang on, actually I forgot I was on KB for a minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Really??....mmmmmmmm
    May I cast your mind back a couple of weeks, a certain 'Club' in Petone?
    Yeah, but that doesn't count...you threw your wallet out the window....I never got to grope your arse...anyway, its hardly the same..I know you!
    Guess I'll just have to content myself with Gubb's man boobs!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    So helping other bikers, what can you share?
    LOL - all I can share is attitude. Just (fucken) DO IT!

    Helping it what it's about. And Dammit Anne - I know you do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    So helping other bikers, what can you share?
    Have I given a biker a reach around when he has his root on? No, I can't say that I have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable
    "If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!"
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    "Speak to the hand" gains new meaning in the North!

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    Bet he carrys his wallet in his front pocket now....





    and still claims he still can't reach it
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