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  1. 23rd November 2009, 18:07 #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Classic! but we also have that quaint little thing called "child-bearing" to add to our list of hurdles!


    Having said that, there are some blokes who could give us a run for our money in the preggy appearance stakes. I'm sure they just want to keep us company and are going out in sympathy with us! hehehehe
    I know, that is so true....everytime I go near a medical centre someone rushes out to offer me a seat.

    I had a lady chasing me around Foodtown last week trying to sell me nipple pads.

    Some funny bastard put me on the mailing list for Egg Maternity.

    I've lost my clapper as well so when I fart...well girls, you know what can happen.

    I have this craving for pies.......mind you, I've always had that...

    The worst bit was when the doctor tried to give me an internal examination and stuck a fecking telescope up my pee hole......then there was the scan when he confirmed that I was expecting a healthy set of twin kebabs

    But there is all the other stuff as well...

    I keep getting hassled by security in Farners because they think I'm smuggling something out under my jumper...the police were round here last night because someone spotted me at the zoo the same day one of the Baboons went missing

    So PB, I am with you on the trials and tribulations of bearing kids and childbirth......

    ......and now.....sniff....I just want.....sniff....a hug....sniff, sorry.....I'm crying but.....sniff....I'm so happy but......sniff.....it's just.....sniff .....waaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Who gives a fuck if all us chicks are ugly. At least our men are hot!!

    WE WIN!!

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    Haaa the website cracks me up, I love when conclusions are drawn from shit raw data (ACC are fantastic for it), in this case, a pathetically small sample..

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    Hey Princess...it's not hurdle...we can wear hipsters..keep them up without a belt even..not like the boys.....
    Yes ! We do love girls in hipsters..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Ok so who's the A list...........lol
    Nope I can't compete with the likes of the Renegade master.... guess I get relegated to the other list.
    The (dis)honorable Nick Smith, when you speak all I can hear is
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    So please fuck off and die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Who gives a fuck if all us chicks are ugly. At least our men are hot!!

    WE WIN!!

    NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...most are dorks who try to impress with stupidity!

    There are plenty of beautiful ladies in New Zealand, they're the ones with a gentlemen beside them....a gentleman well versed in the art of making love and fucking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Some funny bastard put me on the mailing list for Egg Maternity.

    I have this craving for pies.......mind you, I've always had that...

    ......then there was the scan when he confirmed that I was expecting a healthy set of twin kebabs

    I keep getting hassled by security in Farners because they think I'm smuggling something out under my jumper...the police were round here last night because someone spotted me at the zoo the same day one of the Baboons went missing
    bahahahahaha
    Twisting and turning your feelings are burning you're raping a squirrrrrelllll..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...most are dorks who try to impress with stupidity!

    There are plenty of beautiful ladies in New Zealand, they're the ones with a gentlemen beside them....a gentleman well versed in the art of making love and fucking!
    Pretending is good for their egos!!
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    I know why NZ women are so ugly!!! cause all the good lookers are stolen by other countrys...
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Pretending is good for their egos!!
    overblown egos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    NOT...show me a hot man...haven't seen one for years...!
    cause they all avoid you
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    Fucking is easy. You are generally better at it when you young, dumb and full of cum. Thats when your not jerking off like a schoolboy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    cause they all avoid you
    and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    I eat men for breakfast!
    well hello there ...
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    To conclude, Tui Blond is a reasonable tasting beer that gives you the horn and makes you shit yourself into your better half's footwear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!
    I'm sure it's pleasant experience for all
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    and well they bloody should!!!! I eat men for breakfast!
    Porridge much?
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