The solution to the most common failure of domestic felicity, Toilet seat up? Or down?
Schrodinger's Toilet Seat...
You will need:
1 cardboard box, large enough to cover the raised toilet seat
1 piece of toast
Blu-Tack (or similar reusable adhesive)
First calibrate your toaster so that you can produce a piece of toast which, as it cools, dries and becomes more brittle, will after time T spent supporting a raised toilet seat have a 50% probability of having broken. Then (after using the toilet) prop the raised toilet seat into an almost vertical position with your toast such that when the toast fails it will fall down to the horizontal position. If the toast has difficulty propping the toilet seat because of the smooth porcelain surface, use the Blu-Tack. Cover the propped seat with the cardboard box and leave.
Then after time T, the position of the seat is indeterminate - there is coherent superposition of quantum states - the toilet seat is both up and down until the box is removed.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Ian Wishart just came in his pants... another disciple just stepped up.
We had this debate before, I'll restate my point: skeptical thinking is not about reading something and then believing that it is true - that's religion. Nor is it adequate to extend skepticism to just one side of the argument. What you are proposing is closer to septisism.
If you are truly interested in widening your horizons I'll point you to these two very good books:
The Demonhaunted World by Carl Sagan.
A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson.
Yes, and my argument is that the skewing can take place on many levels - consciously or unconsciously. Whatever political spin is being put on any research is regrettable. I can't believe that the scientists involved are exactly thrilled about it either - you don't spend the better part of 10 years at university because you would like to become a political instrument. However, if you have a family to take care off and it's either fall into line with the company policy or loose your job and get a crappy reference - things might be a bit tricky.
Personally there is no better way of making me engage my "baloney detection kit" than for authorities (commercial or political) to proclaim "there is nothing to see here, move along". Too often economic interests are quite willing to mislead society so it won't notice the shit that going on right underneath our noses:
Tetra-ethyl lead?
CFC gasses?
Thalidamide?
Minamata disease?
Radium girls?
...to name but a few. Makes for interesting reading won't you agree?
Indeed, and you could fund a scientific study for less than the cost of one state-of-the-art smart-bomb dropped at some supposedly strategic target in the middle east. ...not to mention feed an entire village for years.
Put the cat down!
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
If you gather enough material be it on any subject you can use that material in a manner that will 'prove' any result that you want. It's simply useing selective text as proof, to portray 'your' views as the only view that is correct.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Not so. For something to be true scientifically it must be demonstrable and repeatable. In the case of AGW the raw data used to make a prediction must be made available to other scientists so that they may follow the methodology and come up with the same result.
What the climate skeptics have been saying for years is that the raw data is not being made available, only carefully massaged data, and even then the methodology of massaging that data has never been open to scrutiny. The hacked emails show that the skeptics have indeed been correct all along.
Time to ride
yes I believe the Scientists when they personally owned up to the fraudulent scamming and figure adjustments to push this shit through...............after all you believed that they where right didn't you.
Only difference is I dont have any egg on my face, you do, as does the entire scientific community, for now we know for a FACT that their science is not science, its science for sale.
Even after absolute confirmation of the scamming you still believe ??????
surely not.
Skeptics win
Ive run out of fucks to give
That's one of the things they've been saying. They've also been saying that it's the sun, it's the PDO, it's El Nino, it's undersea volcanoes, the satellites show no warming, there's no global warming on Mars and much else besides. Throw enough shit and some of it will stick for a while.
No egg on my face mate.
The point is, when you say "Sceptics win", the Earth absolutely doesn't care. It doesn't care what you think and it doesn't care what I think. This isn't some sports or political contest where the winner is decided by a referee or voters. It isn't bloody NZ Idol!
The changes humans are making to the Earth will be there long after you and I are gone. I can tell you my reasons for believing that, and to some extent I have. They have nothing to do with any emails.
Bill Bryson is a small-minded cock who will make points at the expense of the "truth" (established fact is probably a better term). Bear in mind that this is gleaned from following a book tour around the UK and watching him change his presentation to demean the next closest set of inbreds to each county he visited, as well as challenging his assertions about NZ which, despite never haveing visited at athe time, he insisted was a miniature Britain. He was not happy when I pointed out that we beat rather less Sikh's to death per capita than Britain so the characterisation needed a bit of work.
I loved his work before that. I became a rabid Bryson loathing stalker after his vapid shallowness was revealed.
He's closer to Ian Wishart than Sagan in character.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Yes of course, I meant the scientific community, particularly those involved with this scam (who should be locked up)
the amazing thing is that this breaking 4 odd days ago, our stupid government are now rushing to put this through ........why????
The government conceeds Maori can plant trees on our (DOC) land so Maori can get carbon credits ........Why?
this isnt about science, it never was, its about money and greed........funded by us...... why ? well it has to be as the pro science is flawed...... FACT.
Ive run out of fucks to give
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