You are right - and I've got over thatOriginally Posted by rachprice
Missing my buddy Morepower
You are right - and I've got over that
Missing my buddy Morepower
I totally agree with that comment
Honesty is the only way to go - otherwise you would create doubt for next time. And it all worked out in the end too
For whom the bell tolls
pics or it didn't happen.
KiwiBitcher
where opinion holds more weight than fact.
It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.
Dickens Cider
Eggzackery. It all comes down to trust. If I am in an open and honest relationship, I wouldn't give a rats-arse if my man went to a strip club on the odd occasion for a wee perv. Lookie lookie but no touchie touchie is fine by me!!!
I have been in a previous relationship where some aspects of his life were all secret squirrel and he had been caught out telling some wee lies, and so the seeds of mistrust had been sowed..... I would've seriously thrown my toys from the cot and ripped him a new one if he had gone to a strip club.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Forum whore
Well the story goes like this, it was a mates stag party, some of his mates decided to dress him in a singlet pair of undies and a towel, what surprised me was the number of bars we got into with him, attired this way, so after a bit of bar crawling we ended accross the road from a strip joint, I knew a few of his mates were a little religious, so told them we were going to the bar accross the road, one of my mates knew the Management, so we were able to get a cheap door entry fee for the group, so all enter the establishment, we are all seated with our drinks watcing the show when one of my mates taps me on the shoulder and tells me to have a look at the best man, the poor bugger is in absolute shock, and has the look of fear on his face as though he is confronted by the pits of hell its self, the poor boy was riged with shock, he had never even considered that strip joints exsisted, but we stayed on, and he with us, so after a few more acts, there is a call for a couple of volunteers, to dance with a couple of lovly young ladies on stage, for the price of $20, so I grabbed the groom and threw him on stage, and passe one of the girls the required $20, the music starts again and she starts rubbing her scantily clad body over him, and of course he dressed in only undies towel and singlet, gets a large bone'er on, the poor girl stops her dance, and goes red with embarresment, me mate is standing on stage with a large bone'er, the whole bar just falls apart in laughter, and the Best Man has a mild nervious break down.
The best $20 I've spent in my life.
Well rolls around the wedding day, the best man was so destraught that he had to tell his wife about his adventures with the Evil Pedro, she saw the funny side and wrote a poem, wich she read at the reception, and me and a mate made up a certificate of hydraulic compliance, That was sighned by all of us who were at the stag party, including the Brides Father, wich we presented to the Bride, after the speaches at the reception.
The poem and the certificate of compliance are kept in their wedding album.
Mememe
Haha that is gold mate
Don't forget to bring a towel
Good shit.
Forum whore
Hamilton Firecats has to be the best value $10 entry sometimes 8 naked women thats approx $1.25 per naked women.
$5 beers and free entry for women.
Crazy Steve.
Who you gonna call!
SPB The reason your missus is pissed off is cause you went to a gay strip joint.
Second is the fastest loser
"It is better to have ridden & crashed than never to have ridden at all" by Bruce Bennett
DB is the new Porridge. Cause most of the mods must be sucking his cock ..... Or his giving them some oral help? How else can you explain it?
Hardcore Biker
Tell her to mind her own business.........After watching the side_achingly_funny spectacle of two mates being whipped and publicly humiliated on stage at a Fort street strip joint, I arrived home at 4 a.m to Mrs sixpack sitting bolt up right in bed, she opened with- "have you been to a strip club"......non to happy she was, it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy
Why do chicks hate strippers?........And who else suffers the same fate after watching a strip joint?....Should I have lied?
Oh and the two gents in question are high profile KBers....Don't ask who, what happens at strip joints, stays at strip joints [ladies check your men for welts, that leather belt must have left a mark]
Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.
After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
I like strippers
They take off their clothes, without you even asking. Hell, you ask a fit girl in a club to do this, you'll either get lucky, or get a kick in the sack, its just not worth the risk..
Forum whore
I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.
Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
Forum whore
Thats the sort of shite you try and sell to the missus. Men love naked women, and those that don't generally like naked men!I don't really get a thrill from strippers - when they take their clothes off, all the mystery is gone.
Whereas a well-dressed woman provides fuel for the imagination.
Forum whore
it took a full hour of cajoling before I got the jiggy
I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
Was at a stag do last weekend, the stripper got the groom naked, she was naked, his hands on her breasts, no boner..
She was dumb struck, so was I, I'd finished twice in my jocks already..
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