Strippers

[Littleman]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.

You know the drill Noel.

Lots of talk.. give a bank account - it suddenly all goes quiet...

[SixPackBack]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.
Like I recon you didn't get any jiggy that night, and it's amazing how many people have such an open mind on the subject. Yet curiously the number of people I have mentioned the night to - the looks of open disdain tell me otherwise.

Hahaha....You can ask her tomorrow.

[The Stranger:Me]

You know the drill Noel.

Lots of talk.. give a bank account - it suddenly all goes quiet...

Yes, yes I do.

Hahaha....You can ask her tomorrow.

I don't think so. I'll be tactfully avoiding any references to that night mate.

[XxKiTtiExX]

I've gone myself, have absolutely no issues with my partner going. However he has issues with me going.



Anyone else ever seen a quarts bottle disappear?

[jafar]

Anyone else ever seen a quarts bottle disappear?

With or without the crown cap on ?

[XxKiTtiExX]

With or without the crown cap on ?

If the cap was on did they manage to *ahem* remove it? lol

[scracha]

I think there's a lot of bullshit going around here.

Not everyone's missus is a fuckin prude ya know.


My bestest stripper experience.

Friend of a friend 'y'know. 50th birthday. Gets absolutely $hitfaced. Goes for a pish for umpteenth time. Secret stripper arrives. He's absolutely ratarsed so stripper manhandles him and takes off his shirt*. Stripper takes of her top, tells him no touchy and rubs boobies against his face and upper torso (dunno who had biggest boobies). Stripper pulls his trousers off. Nice pish stains on his underpants as he's not shaken his wee man properly before tucking it back into his holey boxers. Hilarity ensues. Stripper ends show abrubptly.





*fuck, I originally typed "shurt". I've been on this island too long.

[Trudes]

I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. What I DO take issue with is Prostitutes who strip. These girls are generally not there to 'dance' they are there to rub themselves all over the guys and then lead them off somewhere for more, as per what they have normally been paid for. Let's face it, most stag partys where a 'stripper' turns up, everyone is pissed so nobody really has any functioning brain left to say 'hey, aren't you getting married next week?' if things get a little 'out of hand'. And if whoever arranged it is a complete wanker, they have already arranged how much they are paying and so what level of 'service' will be provided..... All very well for single guys, but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick. Regrets tomorrow.... you bet your arse!
I've been to strip clubs and generally I tend to get more action than the guys I've been with, gets them all excited, they think they're missing out so they pay for the lapdance that I just got for free suckers! But there is a big difference between stripping and watching, and 'stripping' and participating. I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former, but I would have a problem with the latter.... and it would soon to be his problem....

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I have no probs with strip joints and the strippers there, they normally do their routine take their clothes off, wriggle about a bit, and unless you pay them more, that's it. What I DO take issue with is Prostitutes who strip. These girls are generally not there to 'dance' they are there to rub themselves all over the guys and then lead them off somewhere for more, as per what they have normally been paid for. Let's face it, most stag partys where a 'stripper' turns up, everyone is pissed so nobody really has any functioning brain left to say 'hey, aren't you getting married next week?' if things get a little 'out of hand'. And if whoever arranged it is a complete wanker, they have already arranged how much they are paying and so what level of 'service' will be provided..... All very well for single guys, but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick. Regrets tomorrow.... you bet your arse!
I've been to strip clubs and generally I tend to get more action than the guys I've been with, gets them all excited, they think they're missing out so they pay for the lapdance that I just got for free suckers! But there is a big difference between stripping and watching, and 'stripping' and participating. I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former, but I would have a problem with the latter.... and it would soon to be his problem....

Well said trude's agree 100% with that.

[The Stranger:Me]

but for guys who are in relationships it's very easy to get led astray by your pissed mates and a naked chick.

Hey! I wasn't pissed.

[NZsarge]

Hamilton Firecats has to be the best value $10 entry sometimes 8 naked women thats approx $1.25 per naked women.

$5 beers and free entry for women.

Crazy Steve.

Man, is that place still open...

[Pixie]

Oh yeah I know! I have been cheated on before too and its bullshit but you cant tar everyone with the same brush....everyone is different!

I hear they use balloons and feathers...but tar doesn't sound very erotic.

[Kendog]

I have no problems with my hubby enjoying the former.........

I will be home late tonight

[merv]

I will be home late tonight

Yeah, and what was Trudes doing up at 5.09 posting for, was she waiting for you to come home after last night's visit and were you doing former or latter .

[Trudes]

I will be home late tonight

What do you need to go out for dirty ho for when you have ....... Um, ok.......
What do you need to go out for booby gazing for when you got boobies at home? Ya boob!