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    Motorway Muppets

    First of all ****WARNING**** if you are driving southbound just after the harbour bridge some muppet has broken down in a cage in the fast lane.

    The question I asked is who the hell breaks down/has an accident (there were 2 cars stopped) then gets out of the car to have a chat with the person in the other car, STANDING IN THE FAST LANE!

    Secondly, what sort of muppet slams on the brakes, in the lane that isn't blocked with a line of cars behind them (not to mention me directly behind them, panicing for the brakes)

    I could have come just as it happened but surely there are better places to discuss a breakdown/accident than in the fast lane on a dark/rainy night?

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    The guy was in a 5 series beema, says it all really ( the most unreliable car ever made). But yeah people out there are stupid and have no common sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnarg View Post
    The guy was in a 5 series beema, says it all really ( the most unreliable car ever made)
    It will still be more reliable than a GTI-R

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnarg View Post
    The guy was in a 5 series beema, says it all really ( the most unreliable car ever made). But yeah people out there are stupid and have no common sense.
    Got 400 000 ks out of mine. Pre nikasil Beemers FTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tnarg View Post
    The guy was in a 5 series beema, says it all really ( the most unreliable car ever made). But yeah people out there are stupid and have no common sense.
    i own a fiver.have had no issues with it at all except where some idiot before me fucked with things he or she didnt understand.

    ive done 5000 km in it since i sorted that out and its a great car to drive and very reliable.

    so yeah,common sense is a rare commodity indeed.i blame TV
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty595 View Post
    First of all ****WARNING**** if you are driving southbound just after the harbour bridge some muppet has broken down in a cage in the fast lane.

    The question I asked is who the hell breaks down/has an accident (there were 2 cars stopped) then gets out of the car to have a chat with the person in the other car, STANDING IN THE FAST LANE!

    Secondly, what sort of muppet slams on the brakes, in the lane that isn't blocked with a line of cars behind them (not to mention me directly behind them, panicing for the brakes)

    I could have come just as it happened but surely there are better places to discuss a breakdown/accident than in the fast lane on a dark/rainy night?
    Answer: Your typical kiwi driver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    Answer: Your typical kiwi driver
    No... Auckland driver
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    No... Auckland driver
    Yeah, pretty much.

    I've been known to yell at idiots doing that in the fast lane following a nose-to-tail (where the cars are clearly mobile) something along the lines of "Get out of the fucking fast lane before you have a fucking chat."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty595 View Post
    The question I asked is who the hell breaks down/has an accident then gets out of the car to have a chat with the person in the other car, STANDING IN THE FAST LANE!

    Secondly, what sort of muppet slams on the brakes, in the lane that isn't blocked with a line of cars behind them (not to mention me directly behind them, panicing for the brakes)
    Answer a: A typical kiwi driver with a cornflake packet NZ licence.

    Answer b: Refer to answer "a" + an added sense of "rubber-neck-itis". An affliction to the average kiwi driver who has NEVER EVER seen a car accident.
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