View Poll Results: Should women stay in the kitchen and off their PC's?

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Thread: What has happened to people's sense of humour?

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    Have you seen some of the bitchy comments the guys fire at each other? Fuck me!! You just know if it was two chicks saying that to each other the guys would feel the need to wade in and try and break it up by telling us to take our rag tantrum elsewhere, chill out, kiss and make up, have a jelly wrestle etc etc
    The art of piss-taking and receiving is sadly lacking from some people's personality.

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    Sounds like kiwirach83 is a man hater!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Ok, you go ahead and think its funny to act like a dumb cunt, if you think thats what men want.

    No real man would want a woman who hates herself.

    If you think that, you have something wrong with you and you need to learn self-respect.

    There is nothing funny about belittling yourself to appease men who think its funny to hate women.
    I keep telling you that I dont hate myself. I have a trophy that says I am the BEST! Also, like I have also previously said dont bring your issues down on me. I like myself and I like to take the piss out of myself and others. If you dont like it, sweet but dont go round bagging on me cause I am 'self harming'. Sounds like you're the one with the issues sweetie.

    Call me...

    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Hels, whilst I don't know you I have read many of your posts and we also had that unfortunate ding dong ages ago (nowt to do with me - honest).

    All I can say is that in my experience you do stand up for yourself and have a good sense of right and wrong. You also have a very dry wit, which I personally find very funny.

    If someone doesn't get it, then it is their fault and not yours.

    Don't go changing..............
    LOL! Ya see, I dont even remember whatever it is you're talking about! I dont hold grudges or dwell on things. Shit, maybe I AM a man!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    So I just got a PM from a newbie outraged that I dare take the pissout of myself or even women to be exact! Im not sure when *she* joined but I have been here for over 4 years.

    Now I may be a little weird looking but I take offence at her sending me such a nasty PM. My boyfriend lufs me!

    Is it just me or are more and more females joining and being way to oversensitive about things these days?!?!?!
    No Hels, it is not that. It is someone with a high level of self seeing something that at first glance looks really horrible and speaking out. She has not been here long and does not not know the dynamic. I have just PM'd that member to attempt to put her straight. Hells teeth, that was my hubby taking the piss! I would not be married to him if he was a woman hater.

    Some of us have a good solid grip on who we are, and where we came from and are confident enough to either take the piss out of ourselves or tease the hells out of others.

    You dont look funny, but you are a short arse
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    Nonono,

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    another jelly wrestling poll coming up!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

    This is the world you are creating for them.

    Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?
    You are just sooooo ceee-ute!

    HAve you had a quick look around here? You do realise this is the internet right? If my wife wasn't busy frying me up a feed to wash down this bourbon (she's eight and a half months pregnant too btw) I'd get her in and show her how to use the computer so she could put you straight about how nice I am.
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    well as an engineer, we are working on some cutting edge research to help with this very problem, in fact I probably shouldnt be telling you guys this, but meh, everyone on kb is a good cunt. We are developing an AI system similar to the shock collar used on dogs, which provides gentle reminders to the woman of her duties, they are to remain in the kitchen at all times, except when cleaning, bringing the man a beer, or other such womanly duties. Our most recent implementation is an anticuddle feature, after the matrimonial union is performed the woman is reminded to get back in the kitchen, and or bring the man a beer etc.

    We are currently looking for test subject so PM me if anyones keen, the womans that is, we have plenty of males applicant for the scheme
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    another jelly wrestling poll coming up!!
    my moneys on str8
    +1 to that! go str8!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Their PCs? Their PCs? What's with the their bit ? Y'mean their *master's* PC, right. Alla sama alonga the TV remote.
    Sorry, I should know my place. Doh!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    well as an engineer, we are working on some cutting edge research to help with this very problem, in fact I probably shouldnt be telling you guys this, but meh, everyone on kb is a good cunt. We are developing an AI system similar to the shock collar used on dogs, which provides gentle reminders to the woman of her duties, they are to remain in the kitchen at all times, except when cleaning, bringing the man a beer, or other such womanly duties. Our most recent implementation is an anticuddle feature, after the matrimonial union is performed the woman is reminded to get back in the kitchen, and or bring the man a beer etc.

    We are currently looking for test subject so PM me if anyones keen, the womans that is, we have plenty of males applicant for the scheme
    Hmmmmmmmm, cruising behaviour like this is not acceptable

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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwirach83 View Post
    Go and look your daughter in the eyes and tell her shes a dumb whore who should stay in the kitchen and be made fun of and mistreated by men. Tell your sons to treat women this way.

    This is the world you are creating for them.

    Because, after all, its funny isnt it? Just a bit of sarcasm right?
    Funny??....Hell no, the bitch better do as she is damn well told.


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    Quote Originally Posted by View Post
    What's a kitchen?
    I just found mine! Cant figure out to make it work though

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    edit: thought u meant me
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    So long as piss taking is kept at just that and doesn't wander over the line into becoming personal and actual attacks on someones (or your own) persona, then by all means degrade people, be racist, sexist, make fat jokes, blonds jokes, about how only fags ride Harleys, jokes about engineers doing more damage than good.. jokes about grumpy feminists etc.

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