Can someone name this bird?

**Patrick** · 11th December 2009, 15:09

Originally Posted by Skyryder

I think its a mature version of the Ormaknacker bird. The one with no legs and when it lands it makes this god awfull ormaknackers ormaknackers.

Continual landings are known to change the bird call to a tweet.

Skyryder

Originally Posted by Usarka

Huh?

Clue - punch yerself in the nuts, and as above, say "ormaknackers ormaknackers...."

Continual landings turn it into a tweet? Or a twat...? (once the undercarriage has been torn off....)?

**jim.cox** · 11th December 2009, 15:45

Can someone name this bird?

Yeah,

I can

Its a "Friggin' Annoyance"

**Foxzee** · 11th December 2009, 17:26

Originally Posted by coffeejunkie

Fuck knows what it is but when you have dealt to the fucker can ya come sort out his cousin who lives in a tree out side my bedroom window...Drives me crazy

Why the fuck is Balzy up the tree...........LOL

**coffeejunkie** · 11th December 2009, 18:58

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Why the fuck is Balzy up the tree...........LOL

Fuck you crack me up

**Foxzee** · 11th December 2009, 19:40

Originally Posted by coffeejunkie

Fuck you crack me up

**roadracingoldfart** · 11th December 2009, 21:55

Originally Posted by Usarka

I need some help identifying a bird. It's "song" goes like this:

er tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet

Yep that's it. Say it exactly as it's read all in the same high pitch.

That monotonous monotone monosyllabilistic motherfucker is making me mad as hell. All hours of the night - tweet tweet tweet fucking tweet.

Learn a fucking song you stupid egg molesting son of a cowshit or you'll become air rifle fodder as soon as some bastard tells me what you look like.

Have you seen this bird?

Immature Tuis make that kind of call. They dont get a proper voice till they get a bit older and the mummy Tui teaches them to sing like a .... well like a Tui really.