The opening tale of an epic journey

**gijoe1313** · 14th December 2009, 10:41

Ahh so the sword of Damocles hangs heavy upon thy mien, and with strength of character dost has passed thy first test of many! Remember, avoid the snakes along the verges, be weary of the snakes dripped in tar which are festooned liberally upon your trail, watch ye well for the mark of caning, its numerals exact a toll upon those who trespass its borders!

Yonder quest does beckon, sharpen thy steel, polish thy armour, don your coat of arms and prepare for adventure!

**StoneY** · 14th December 2009, 10:52

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

I kinda heard lute music and saw folk dancing.

Same here, even saw the court Jester...his name funnily enough (in my trip anyway) was Mark

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Ah same thing you do, get wet.

But what about the Ducati?
You FIEND!
How dareth thou treateththy steed with such ignoble spirit!

**BMWST?** · 14th December 2009, 11:00

if one were to aquire the current flag in a game of much cunning and guile called the Aukland Tag O Rama ones reputation would be much enhanced and tales of your deeds would be told far and wide.

**Gremlin** · 15th December 2009, 00:44

So where the hell are you going to be on Thursday?

**Insanity_rules** · 15th December 2009, 18:52

Originally Posted by Gremlin

So where the hell are you going to be on Thursday?

I arrive in Auckland on Thursday morning. Staying in West harbour.

When we last lefth our hero he had secured a certificate of fitness for his steed. Now all didst not proceed quite to plan as Sir Insanity had to moveth his indication lights forward so that they were visible from a 45 degree angle on the opposite side (curseth thy aftermarket domes).

So on the morrow our hero shall ride forth to the land of Papanui Beach for a course in battle then onward to the mysterious land of Auck.

Readyth thy feasting, lighteth thy candles and prepareth thy ale as where Sir Insanity doth arrive, merriment is surely to ensue. Celebration needth to follow this mighty task.

**Shadows** · 15th December 2009, 23:00

I've got a fucking headache.

**gijoe1313** · 16th December 2009, 08:02

Verily the questing hero has spoken true, upon the nonce he shall make his triumphant appearance, barring civil imposition on his progress, the angelic choir of alarums issuing forth from his steed's emissions will bespoke his progress towards his destination.

Proclaim it forth and ride proudly sirrah, as we jostle and bustle about our daily chores, glad tidings and most felicitous of welcome we do bear deeply in our hearts for thee!

**Hans** · 16th December 2009, 09:41

Be wary of Sir Ginga, sheriff of Nothingham, on ye journey.

**Mikkel** · 16th December 2009, 10:42

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Come gather dear friends and I'll share with you the tale of a brave knight of kiwibiker who is summoned to a great journey.

Once upon a time in old Wellingtown there was a brave knight of Kiwibiker. He was reknowned throughout the kingdom as a skilled wizard in the art of computing machines. Our hero recieved a distress message from the far off land of Auck. "Oh please good sir, your skill is legendary and our computing machines appear to be possesed with an evil spirit" Implored the customer "Please make the journey to the land of Auck to rid us of this menace". So our mighty hero is to make the journey from Wellingtown to the land of Auck on his trusty italian thoroughbred.

Now good lords and ladies of kiwibiker in the land of Auck, wilst thou break bread with our noble hero, hoist high a tankard of ale and swap tales of daring and inspiration to keep our hero company whilst he is so far from his home. He will be there on the eve of Thursday and would like to meet others of his order and perhaps be shown the sights of this far off land.

Many thanks to you in advance.

For a second I though "Huh, has Jim bought an italian...?" But then I read the bit about Auckland and realised we must be talking about someone with less sense than him.

Piss taking aside, have a nice trip!

**Laxi** · 16th December 2009, 15:43

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

most felicitous of welcome

who's suckin what????

**Insanity_rules** · 17th December 2009, 21:09

Originally Posted by Laxi

who's suckin what????

No your thinking of felatio.

So dear friends our hero has bested the demons of the computing machines, indulged in libations with the brave knights of Auckland and proclaimed mastery of the routes hither and yon. Much thanks to Lord Maha, Lady Mom and Sir Voltaire for your company. A good meal and good conversion was had by all even if my meal was abnormal, Thanks Mom.

**StoneY** · 17th December 2009, 21:17

So, in 21st century'ees, you made it to Jaffaland and got pissed with some cool KBers right?

Neat

**Maha** · 17th December 2009, 21:31

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

No your thinking of felatio.

So dear friends our hero has bested the demons of the computing machines, indulged in libations with the brave knights of Auckland and proclaimed mastery of the routes hither and yon. Much thanks to Lord Maha, Lady Mom and Sir Voltaire.

You forgot about Barney....

Originally Posted by StoneY

So, in 21st century'ees, you made it to Jaffaland and got pissed with some cool KBers right?

Neat

Some would not class Albany as Jafaland, indeed they even have there own provincial rugby team known as North Harbour...