How do I ask a girl out?

**SPORK** · 22nd December 2009, 12:37

Originally Posted by wbks

She said she had work early the next morning after you showed her the thread, right...

Exactly what I was thinking.

Girls interested in you don't leave early because they have work. They get fired for going to work late and bow-legged.

**Cr1MiNaL** · 22nd December 2009, 12:41

Originally Posted by SPORK

Exactly what I was thinking.

Girls interested in you don't leave early because they have work. They get fired for going to work late and bow-legged.

Totally! Agreed. I would not have showed her this thread. You poor noob.

**Thani-B** · 22nd December 2009, 13:37

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Plagiarized from another site....the first date!

Do we get a link to the original site so we can read the replies to that?

**Dean** · 22nd December 2009, 13:58

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

**Mikkel** · 22nd December 2009, 14:06

Originally Posted by Dean

Its a warrior thing, you got to have the heart of a lion and the ferociousness of a great white shark

.

...and the intellect of a common garden snail.

**Leyton** · 22nd December 2009, 14:31

Originally Posted by carver

that will work if she is a he.
just look up "scooter culture"

Oh deer lord. hehe

**wbks** · 22nd December 2009, 14:55

Question for Reido: Did you show her the tags?!

**Maha** · 22nd December 2009, 15:02

Music is the answer, you have to know exactly what song will do it though, thats the only thinking that has to into this process.

Here is the song that did it for me...

First time I met Anne, after a few hours, I put this song on, asked her for a dance (slow and close) and the rest (as they say) is history...

The song has to perfect to suit your intentions, otherwise she could end up puking all over ya.

**Brownbikerbabe** · 22nd December 2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by Dean

I fear that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

You clever dove,
How can a girl NOT fall in love,
when a man writes poetry such as thus?
If my non mathmatical brains falling out
please clean up the muss.
I no doubt tried
to count to three
The answer there is clear to see
you do not need poetry
the only thing a girl wants to count
is your MONEY!

LOL...ah well...good luck!

**Mr Merde** · 22nd December 2009, 15:16

Best thing you can do is give the bishop a good thrashing.

You'll achieve the same result, a pair of empty sacks and in the long run it will be cheaper.

**Dean** · 22nd December 2009, 15:37

Originally Posted by Brownbabe

You clever dove,
How can a girl NOT fall in love,
when a man writes poetry such as thus?
If my non mathmatical brains falling out
please clean up the muss.
I no doubt tried
to count to three
The answer there is clear to see
you do not need poetry
the only thing a girl wants to count
is your MONEY!

LOL...ah well...good luck!

How gracious is thee.
Replying to me in poetry.
Your words am I in enslavement.
Bitter and sweet as a rose through the cracks of the pavement.
Money I do not need.
I grow in a garden full of weeds.
They try to break me down but clear do I see
Hell im on Kiwibiker Ive got all these douches trying to bait me.

Thankyou, good luck to you too.

**wbks** · 22nd December 2009, 15:43

Originally Posted by Dean

How gracious is thee.
Replying to me in poetry.
Your words am I in enslavement.
Bitter and sweet as a rose through the cracks of the pavement.
Money I do not need.
I grow in a garden full of weeds.
They try to break me down but clear do I see
Hell im on Kiwibiker Ive got all these douches trying to bait me.

Thankyou, good luck to you too.

fuck bitches get money I think we found the Maori fitty cent...

**gatch** · 22nd December 2009, 15:46

FUCK MONEY GET BITCHES !!

50 or fuck off.

peace

**Brownbikerbabe** · 22nd December 2009, 15:49

OMG! This is by far the funniest thread I have read in a looooong time, my stomach is hurting from laughing so hard!!! I haven't laughed like that in a long time! Thank you all!!!