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  1. 24th December 2009, 21:41 #31
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    I want my fucking present, Santa, you tight-fisted homo.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    wrapping presents so special even the goblins wouldn't look, so that kiddies everywhere could.......
    look in ore .. at what they saw... but santa couldnt look.. because he got on the piss... and hes a bit crook
    And that is the honest truth your honour..
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I want my fucking present, Santa, you tight-fisted homo.....
    and parents could tape it and replay in slow-mo
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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    And watch paul henry and Susan Boyle ...
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    All kids gathered around santa
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    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TOTO View Post
    All kids gathered around santa
    whilst slurping their Fanta
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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    while smoking great wads of the finest hash oil
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    and getting their jollies looking at naked pictures of Mrs Claus on the 'net.
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    while smoking great wads of the finest hash oil

    Not too much, or lunch they would spoil,,,
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Not too much, or lunch they would spoil,,,
    coz Santa's sammies, they said, taste like tin foil.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    coz Santa's sammies, they said, taste like tin foil.........
    Oh how mean after Mrs' Claus toil....
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Oh how mean after Mrs' Claus toil....
    It matters not, to the cow on the pole

    The little kid's presents were just what she stole.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    It matters not, to the cow on the pole

    The little kid's presents were just what she stole.......
    To make money on Trade Me was her Boxing Day goal
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    To make money on Trade Me was her Boxing Day goal
    Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Then she ripped off her clothes and swung from a pole.
    Was easier dancing than a life on the dole....
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!
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