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    Quadi bite arse

    Thats right im sick ...i have an overwhelming urge to buy a race quad...is there any cure ???? i think i need a giant needle full of 2 wheelercylin jabbed into my fat arse to make me better ... And to make matters worse its back to work today
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    Yip!

    you're sick!

    Get to work and think about racing real bikes

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    Told ya ..i only wanna play with the atv's on mx verses atv.....have an urge to slide my arse sideways off the seat come a corner.....im going down hill fast someone stop me before its to late and i open my wallet....but you better duck because the moth that lives in my wallet is a big bastard
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    Get a KTM and you will be forever happy.

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    LR dude if you want I'll send you the Xrays of my lower back taken a couple of days back. If you still wanna ride a quad go right ahead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Yip!

    you're sick!

    Get to work and think about racing real bikes
    Homo Chariots, confounded mechinisations!
    dont get in my way!
    Ill rip yer furkin plastics off as soon as I can get through your cloud of dust and get past your stupid contraption!
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    yeah get a ktm- based on this:

    ktm owners become KTM freaks, and will only ride ktms in future,

    ktm doesnt make quads,

    problems solved

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    Quote Originally Posted by B0000M View Post
    yeah get a ktm- based on this:

    ktm owners become KTM freaks, and will only ride ktms in future,

    ktm doesnt make quads,

    problems solved
    i think they do under the polaris name
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    SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
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    AND SHE PROMPTLY DIED
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    Quote Originally Posted by B0000M View Post
    yeah get a ktm- based on this:

    ktm owners become KTM freaks, and will only ride ktms in future,

    ktm doesnt make quads,

    problems solved
    Hate to tell ya Booom but they do make quads....tho i'm sure it won't be long before one of the"KTM freaks" jumps down your throat prattling on that they are the only brand of Quad worth riding..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcr250 View Post
    i think they do under the polaris name
    Polaris make Quads and fit the best motor in the world to it!
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmm just look at it ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by laserracer View Post
    Thats right im sick ...i have an overwhelming urge to buy a race quad...is there any cure ???? i think i need a giant needle full of 2 wheelercylin jabbed into my fat arse to make me better ... And to make matters worse its back to work today
    Wake up son! you must have eaten too much blue cheese befor going to bed!
    remember all the stuck ones you have seen on trail rides,all the broken plastics?
    Ive seen them upside down in trees! they bounce down a hillside after tipping in a rut and land in trees.

    you will have to ride with other quad riders
    you will have to hang out with Greg Power
    you will have no room on your trailer for another mates one
    Dont do it- they are for second class citizens!
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    OK im feeling slightly better...SHEEEESH you guys really dont like quads...electric start ,reverse, whats not to like..well theres the homo part and bouncing down hill breaking your plastics but you can do that on a bike as well..i dont like the fact you have to blow up 4 tyres but i like the fact that if you put your feet up you dont tip over..and im getting pretty old so like riding on armchairs maybe its early dementeur...or maybe all that blue cheese
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    A quad, are you serious, you been drinking?

    This will be you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xGDM0mz_Q

    or maybe this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot-fO2XHDYM
    Broken bikes wanted, pm details

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    Quote Originally Posted by laserracer View Post
    OK im feeling slightly better...SHEEEESH you guys really dont like quads...electric start ,reverse, whats not to like..well theres the homo part and bouncing down hill breaking your plastics but you can do that on a bike as well..i dont like the fact you have to blow up 4 tyres but i like the fact that if you put your feet up you dont tip over..and im getting pretty old so like riding on armchairs maybe its early dementeur...or maybe all that blue cheese
    Wait till you have to get one. when you need somewhere to hang your colostomy bag and your grey power flag - vile handling things that they are- crashin all over the place !

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