Harley dickheads

**98tls** · 29th December 2009, 18:39

After 38 0dd years riding ive as Hitcher said seen dickheads doing dickhead things on all brands of bikes,shit over the years ive done some pretty stupid shit myself

as we all have im sure.There has to be a winner though and that was only a few weeks back when i bothered to go on my first (and last) poker run,absolute fucking madness,hard to seperate the riders of Jap cruisers from the riders of American ones to be honest.Whilst it was mostly amusing i do remember thinking jesus no wonder theres car drivers around that hate motorcyclists.Anyways to sum up im sick of this Harley thing its grown boring,lets broaden our prejudice and include anything with comfortable seating and worse still handlbars you dont have to lean over to hold.

**MadDuck** · 29th December 2009, 18:55

Originally Posted by Dean

No need to flatter yourself

Thanks. I will take your advice on board.

Originally Posted by 98tls

Anyways to sum up im sick of this Harley thing its grown boring

But but but...new KB posters flying on the site and posting their disgust at Harley riders is the bestest entertainment you can get on here.......

**phill-k** · 29th December 2009, 19:02

Originally Posted by 98tls

After 38 0dd years riding ive as Hitcher said seen dickheads doing dickhead things on all brands of bikes,shit over the years ive done some pretty stupid shit myself

as we all have im sure.There has to be a winner though and that was only a few weeks back when i bothered to go on my first (and last) poker run,absolute fucking madness,hard to seperate the riders of Jap cruisers from the riders of American ones to be honest.Whilst it was mostly amusing i do remember thinking jesus no wonder theres car drivers around that hate motorcyclists.Anyways to sum up im sick of this Harley thing its grown boring,lets broaden our prejudice and include anything with comfortable seating and worse still handlbars you dont have to lean over to hold.

bling to this man

**crazyhorse** · 29th December 2009, 19:47

Originally Posted by pritch

Which nicely sums up why I don't like following them.

I'd be worried that If I bought a Harley, f'rinstance an XR1200, that I'd tip it over in a corner only to have everything ground hard an have me sliding up the road on my arse.

Looking at my chicken strips though, that might not be too much of a problem...

Chicken strips? What are those? My tyres don't seem to have them, half the rims are missing too.............

Appear to have heaps in the middle of the tyres though LOL

**ridenshine** · 29th December 2009, 20:38

Originally Posted by 98tls

After 38 0dd years riding ive as Hitcher said seen dickheads doing dickhead things on all brands of bikes,shit over the years ive done some pretty stupid shit myself

as we all have im sure.There has to be a winner though and that was only a few weeks back when i bothered to go on my first (and last) poker run,absolute fucking madness,hard to seperate the riders of Jap cruisers from the riders of American ones to be honest.Whilst it was mostly amusing i do remember thinking jesus no wonder theres car drivers around that hate motorcyclists.Anyways to sum up im sick of this Harley thing its grown boring,lets broaden our prejudice and include anything with comfortable seating and worse still handlbars you dont have to lean over to hold.

I've only managed 37 so far and on most makes of motocycle but right now the wife and I own 2 Harleys and 1 Honda. We all need to remeber we all love the same thing.......getting out in the wind but yes if you cut me off on what ever you ride the least of your problems would be if I fick you the bird if I catch up with you so

**98tls** · 29th December 2009, 20:45

Originally Posted by ridenshine

I've only managed 37 so far and on most makes of motocycle but right now the wife

Theres the problem right there,easy really you have a whole year to lose the wife.

**ridenshine** · 29th December 2009, 20:50

Originally Posted by 98tls

Theres the problem right there,easy really you have a whole year to lose the wife.

Hell no someone has to clean the bikes and bring my rum....... oh and pay for the gas.

**98tls** · 29th December 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by ridenshine

Hell no someone has to clean the bikes and bring my rum....... oh and pay for the gas.

Yea mate,fair call.Happy travels to both of ya.Dont show her your last post,or if you have no doubt your getting a

about now.

**MadDuck** · 29th December 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by ridenshine

Hell no someone has to clean the bikes and bring my rum....... oh and pay for the gas.

Its tough finding the perfect woman

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAVMYGw0qmA

**Bikemad** · 29th December 2009, 21:19

good on ya mate

**300weatherby** · 29th December 2009, 22:07

Yeah I hear yah!, the harley boat anchor riders down in the south real similar,no fingers on their gloves from draggin their knuckles on the ground-

The only people stupid enough to wear fingerless gloves and nazi helmets ect,are those who haven't been "down the road"

Unforunate that a bike already "handling challenged" gets challenged even further by a rider who needs his feet up like a lazy boy and ape hangers,an then they think they are fast skilled riders,but develop an attitude when you blast past them after you get sick of them blocking the road just like the camper van they really are!!!

The harley brigade should show us how great they and their mighty massey davidsons are by showing up beside us on the grid- the bullshit stops when the flag drops!

They wanna blow off about "Jap crap",yeah well we can give them shit about their ugly 1945 technology tracktors too

**98tls** · 29th December 2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by 300weatherby

Yeah I hear yah!, the harley boat anchor riders down in the south real similar,no fingers on their gloves from draggin their knuckles on the ground-

The only people stupid enough to wear fingerless gloves and nazi helmets ect,are those who haven't been "down the road"

Unforunate that a bike already "handling challenged" gets challenged even further by a rider who needs his feet up like a lazy boy and ape hangers,an then they think they are fast skilled riders,but develop an attitude when you blast past them after you get sick of them blocking the road just like the camper van they really are!!!

The harley brigade should show us how great they and their mighty massey davidsons are by showing up beside us on the grid- the bullshit stops when the flag drops!

They wanna blow off about "Jap crap",yeah well we can give them shit about their ugly 1945 technology tracktors too

Thank fuck ,this thread was getting somewhat lame.

by the way,can ya just pic your knuckles up an inch or 2.Ta.

**Brian d marge** · 29th December 2009, 22:12

Originally Posted by 300weatherby

Yeah I hear yah!, the harley boat anchor riders down in the south real similar,no fingers on their gloves from draggin their knuckles on the ground-

The only people stupid enough to wear fingerless gloves and nazi helmets ect,are those who haven't been "down the road"

Unforunate that a bike already "handling challenged" gets challenged even further by a rider who needs his feet up like a lazy boy and ape hangers,an then they think they are fast skilled riders,but develop an attitude when you blast past them after you get sick of them blocking the road just like the camper van they really are!!!

The harley brigade should show us how great they and their mighty massey davidsons are by showing up beside us on the grid- the bullshit stops when the flag drops!

They wanna blow off about "Jap crap",yeah well we can give them shit about their ugly 1945 technology tracktors too

ohh I disagree , I was typing in Harley crashes ,,,( was trying to find my favorite on of the Harley that misses the corner and takes a swim in the lake )
found it ,,,,, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZFpI...eature=related
I found this Gem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-8YKswZBGE

and there were lots more ! ,,, Laugh ... I havent stopped ,,and am returning to youtube ,,,for some more ....

Will edit this if I find some gems !

Stephen

**sinfull** · 29th December 2009, 22:16

Originally Posted by Pegasus

Mark
Have you not alienated yourself from enough people at work, you need to work on one of the few that has stuck up for you most of the time so far? Or is it that you just can’t stop thinking of me on your holiday. Yes I am new to riding, and still have a lot to learn, but no I am not gay (not sure what fantasies you have been having, but please leave me out of them).

Sorry but I have more important things to do with my time off, than reply to your off topic ranting, so you will be on my ignore list from now on.

Sorry to everyone else for my off topic ranting.

Want me ta bash him 4 ya pretty lady ? I own a trumpy so there's an excuse !

Haha ok so that wont happen but i could look at him menacingly for ya !

Originally Posted by Johnny Fartpants

I had a feeling that they might not like me going past but my only other option was to stay behind them or breeze past at 130 or 140, which with the amount of cops on the road on Sunday, plus my ticket from the week before wasn't really an option at all..

Jesus H Christ, you had a feeling ? Was it all warm and squishy ?

So ya go past at pathetic 5 or 10k faster, looking in the opposite direction to them and wonder why ya get a bird flipped at ya !
Homo on a honda trailing more brown stuff than a stock truck !

So after ya got the bird ya flew past at 160k ? Not really an option ?

Originally Posted by Johnny Fartpants

I also noticed that cars were cruising past them and not encountering any static from them. So when, a few km's later they catch up and start waving a middle finger (actually it was the whole arm thing going up and down) in an obvious display of anger and indignation then yes, I do get a little pissed off about it. How would YOU react in a similar situation??
Before you say "I would just ignore them" let me tell you it's pretty hard to "ignore" it when you're being monstered by 3 noisy bikes with bad attitudes whilst trying to mind your own business and just get home. Yes I know that winding it up to 160 was probably on the dangerous side, but at the time I was not really thinking about the road code - more like trying to get the fuck away from 3 assholes with an inferiority complex.

This whole post stinks !
You my friend have the inferiority complex, you were probably monstered by a lawyer, an accountant and his son !

Doing 160 past someone with attitude and pulling away would not have saved you, you were on a fucking highway dickhead and you slow for a traffic buildup, someone with attitude would have reeled you in and spat at you when they pulled up beside you !

These guys obviously saw you for who you are and prolly reacted accordingly because you were too scared to look at them and see them wave !

Originally Posted by MadDuck

But but but...new KB posters flying on the site and posting their disgust at Harley riders is the bestest entertainment you can get on here.......

I aint stopped on kb long enough to read a whole thread like this for ages !
I'm back !!!!!!

Funny thing happened the other day, rocked up to a set of lights (filtered in and parked next to an advent bike rider) Well, i had done exactly the same thing to the exact same rider a few days earlier on my speed triple and it was smile and nod, hows ya day, brilliant weather, whoop were off !
This time i pulled up, same leathers helmet etc but with a twist, i was on a very loud and obnoxious looking harley (new toy) sat there looking at this guy for a few seconds while he stared straight ahead, then leaned over (was only a foot away from him) and said mornin !
Didn't flinch at all, looked straight ahead and squeeked out a hello !
Prolly twigged who i was when i took off and all he saw were the same dreds he'd seen dissapear the week before !!
But this time i was a dirty filthy harley rider who might smash him with a chain if he looked at me !
Fuckin pathetic !