Page 3 of 10 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 31 to 45 of 145

Thread: How long should I wait between girlfriends?

  1. #31
    Join Date
    3rd January 2007 - 22:23
    Bike
    A chubby lollipop
    Location
    I'm over here!
    Posts
    2,539
    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    ....or have one waiting in the wings
    "Waiting in the wings...."???

    Oh yes............
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version. 

Name:	wings.jpg 
Views:	8 
Size:	17.2 KB 
ID:	192489  

  2. #32
    Join Date
    15th September 2005 - 04:40
    Bike
    2007 CB900
    Location
    Naenae here I come
    Posts
    4,170
    Problem is that smarter horses are just that horses ... and if you are comparing woman to horses .. you are not smart anyway.

    How bloody stupid you are to make a statement like that. you want sex pay for it ... you want a relationship .. try growing up first.
    Life is a gift that we have all been given. Live life to the full and ensure that you have absolutely no
    regrets.

    For your parts needs:

    http://www.motorcycleparts.co.nz/

  3. #33
    Join Date
    7th November 2008 - 13:30
    Bike
    2007 GSX1000R
    Location
    Hastings
    Posts
    2,140
    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    "Waiting in the wings...."???

    Oh yes............
    Sounds the same as....... Have one llined up on the Tuesday, dump the current one on Thursday and ............carry on business as per usual

  4. #34
    Join Date
    3rd January 2007 - 22:23
    Bike
    A chubby lollipop
    Location
    I'm over here!
    Posts
    2,539
    Quote Originally Posted by Nasty View Post
    Problem is that smarter horses are just that horses ... and if you are comparing woman to horses ...
    You have to admit, some are right nags.

  5. #35
    Join Date
    11th April 2005 - 21:13
    Bike
    Big ol' Hornet.
    Location
    RottenVegas.
    Posts
    2,201
    Quote Originally Posted by sinfull View Post
    Damn so thats where i've gone wrong all these years, i thought the dirty filthy biker thing was what the girls like, only showering after sex, never shaving till it got itchy or the helmet strap started pluckin it out, only changing out of the regies to let the cowshit from that last stock truck dry a little !
    Sheesh! You must have them banging your door down, you great big romatic hunk o manliness!
    Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.
    Heinlein

    MotoTT Trackdays

  6. #36
    Join Date
    30th January 2008 - 21:36
    Bike
    1998 Ducati ST2
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    159
    Quote Originally Posted by Nasty View Post
    Problem is that smarter horses are just that horses ... and if you are comparing woman to horses .. you are not smart anyway.

    How bloody stupid you are to make a statement like that. you want sex pay for it ... you want a relationship .. try growing up first.
    OUCH!!!..............................what she said buddy, better chose your words carefully next time

  7. #37
    Join Date
    21st January 2010 - 12:21
    Bike
    The Black Pearl
    Location
    Vegas Az
    Posts
    1,468
    Blog Entries
    3
    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    what he said.............
    The bike won't say dumb shit
    The bike will let you ride whenever you want
    The bike won't answer you back
    ANd the bike will let you go anywhere you want


    The bike will be cheaper in the long run...

  8. #38
    Join Date
    5th January 2007 - 14:58
    Bike
    motocompo
    Location
    Buttfuck nowhere
    Posts
    5,156
    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Yeah probably only sex at this point...Don't want to pay for a hooker though






    Believe me chap, a hooker is the cheapest sex you will ever get. If you marry one the price goes up by over 1000 percent.
    Id say most of them would be a good shag too seeing as thats their job, so no wasting money on drinks to either not score or get a hopeless shag.

  9. #39
    Join Date
    20th August 2006 - 11:29
    Bike
    2023 MT 09 SP
    Location
    Car Ter Town
    Posts
    1,200
    So your ex is heartbroken and alone? Got her number?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

  10. #40
    Join Date
    3rd September 2009 - 07:35
    Bike
    Black Ninja
    Location
    On the corner
    Posts
    1,393
    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    So your ex is heartbroken and alone? Got her number?
    I was waiting for this question to pop up....took a while.

    of course his has her number but whether you can have it remains to be seen..

  11. #41
    Join Date
    24th January 2007 - 09:48
    Bike
    A big one
    Location
    North of the Immigrants
    Posts
    508
    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    what he said.............
    The bike won't say dumb shit
    The bike will let you ride whenever you want
    The bike won't answer you back
    ANd the bike will let you go anywhere you want

    Bike doesn't depreciate as fast either.
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

  12. #42
    Join Date
    7th November 2008 - 13:30
    Bike
    2007 GSX1000R
    Location
    Hastings
    Posts
    2,140
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Bike doesn't depreciate as fast either.
    Oooooh! Here's a guy that won't live long..............

  13. #43
    Join Date
    23rd December 2009 - 06:41
    Bike
    2007 Truimph Bonniville
    Location
    Franklin
    Posts
    144
    This is very insightful.

    The more I know about men, the more I love my bike!!!

  14. #44
    Join Date
    24th January 2007 - 09:48
    Bike
    A big one
    Location
    North of the Immigrants
    Posts
    508
    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Oooooh! Here's a guy that won't live long..............
    Nobody reads yesterday's paper..
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

  15. #45
    Join Date
    20th October 2005 - 17:09
    Bike
    Its a Boat
    Location
    ----->
    Posts
    14,901
    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Wait?!. You should have your next one BEFORE you dump your previous one.
    True, why throw in a Job if you dont have a new job to go to?

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •