I just bent over and...

**Maha** · 26th January 2010, 19:18

Originally Posted by Pussy

You weren't smiling when you had the "digital" were you, Maha??

No, but ones mind does tend to wander.....

**Hitcher** · 26th January 2010, 19:59

Originally Posted by SpankMe

And it wasn't my misses.

Seeing that she hit the target first go, there weren't any misses involved, unless the lady in question was archaicly unmarried. One suspects that you are perhaps referring to your missus?

**duckonin** · 26th January 2010, 20:19

Originally Posted by oldrider

Women have no idea of the indignities we men have to endure!

Ha, but look at what they go through at times, and every one gets to look .......

**sinfull** · 26th January 2010, 20:46

Originally Posted by reemit

50 was what my doc said .

Woooo hoooo !!!
Whats that Asian doc's name Spank ??

Originally Posted by Jonathan

Nah, not worried. 50 it is then, good few years away yet.

Ultrasonic testicle scan sounds intriguing though. Reminds me of this electrified butt-plug I saw in a sex shop once...

Okay, Imma gonna shutup now.

Sounds like you'll scratch that itch way before 50 !!!

**Gareth51** · 26th January 2010, 21:32

Originally Posted by SpankMe

had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum.

And it wasn't my missus.

Me too and it wasn't my doctor

**riffer** · 26th January 2010, 21:48

Geez Ash you're a week or so younger than me dude. I wasn't aware it was something us fellas in our early 40s had to do. Wonder why my doctor hasn't said anything yet...

**Laxi** · 26th January 2010, 21:52

why was I expecting to see fatt max lurking in here???

**mynameis** · 26th January 2010, 21:58

Did you have fun when you going back for the next one ?

**kevfromcoro** · 26th January 2010, 22:29

Got that done a few months ago
Blood ,, and the finger jobbie.
sort of fells like someone has shoved an uncooked carrot in your backside.. only lasts a few hours...
As we are getting a bit mature.. it seems to be a necessity of life.
My Brother copped it at sixty five, clean living bloke he is/ and his wife is a nurse.
ended up in a place in Melbourne.. where they put him in a lead room.. and he got bombarded with radiation things. fixed hin though. cost a few bob.
just about my doctor.. she was a lady in her mid fiftys.. youst to lecture me about drinking too much... smoking too much. eating all the wrong food.
which i do.. she was miss prim and proper....
did everything by the book
well she dropped dead about a month ago...
hang on...... give me a another cream bun.. a beer and a box of smokes..

**rainman** · 26th January 2010, 23:13

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Seeing that she hit the target first go, there weren't any misses involved, unless the lady in question was archaicly unmarried. One suspects that you are perhaps referring to your missus?

Isn't a bit odd, the BDOTGNZA making an appearance on a thread like this?

**LBD** · 27th January 2010, 01:36

Originally Posted by SpankMe

Bingo! If ya gotta get it done, get it done by a cute, young Asian girlie doctor.

Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.

Their clean finger up your stinky bum is probably more correct

Originally Posted by Tank

You know that they can do this by taking bloods now - right?

Been said a couple of time ....Blood tests are only so accurate...the experienced digit is much more reliable....

Originally Posted by 2_SL0

They aint going pot holing (caving) in my ass, it is not the Waitomo caves.

May be not yours butt I am sure a few on here resemble waitomo caves

Originally Posted by riffer

Geez Ash you're a week or so younger than me dude. I wasn't aware it was something us fellas in our early 40s had to do. Wonder why my doctor hasn't said anything yet...

You really think your Doc fancies the idea...giving you the ole Hopoati?

I am told if there is a family history...start at 40, if not 50

Had a prostate infection once...got the digit treatment and it felt like Colin Meads kicked me in the goulies....All credit to the doc however, two previous docs failed to diagnose,....he was a visiting locom who happend to be a mens health specialist, put his finger right on the mark...so to speak. Had to get Govt permission for this special antibiotic....after two months of pain it cleared up in two days.

Now, just relax....