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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    You weren't smiling when you had the "digital" were you, Maha??
    No, but ones mind does tend to wander.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    And it wasn't my misses.
    Seeing that she hit the target first go, there weren't any misses involved, unless the lady in question was archaicly unmarried. One suspects that you are perhaps referring to your missus?
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Women have no idea of the indignities we men have to endure!
    Ha, but look at what they go through at times, and every one gets to look .......

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    Quote Originally Posted by reemit View Post
    50 was what my doc said .
    Woooo hoooo !!!
    Whats that Asian doc's name Spank ??
    Quote Originally Posted by Jonathan View Post
    Nah, not worried. 50 it is then, good few years away yet.

    Ultrasonic testicle scan sounds intriguing though. Reminds me of this electrified butt-plug I saw in a sex shop once...

    Okay, Imma gonna shutup now.
    Sounds like you'll scratch that itch way before 50 !!!
    A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
    The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"

    Bowls can wait !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    had a very cute & petite, young Asian girlie stick her finger up my bum. And it wasn't my missus.
    Me too and it wasn't my doctor

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    Geez Ash you're a week or so younger than me dude. I wasn't aware it was something us fellas in our early 40s had to do. Wonder why my doctor hasn't said anything yet...
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    why was I expecting to see fatt max lurking in here???
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    Did you have fun when you going back for the next one ?

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    Got that done a few months ago
    Blood ,, and the finger jobbie.
    sort of fells like someone has shoved an uncooked carrot in your backside.. only lasts a few hours...
    As we are getting a bit mature.. it seems to be a necessity of life.
    My Brother copped it at sixty five, clean living bloke he is/ and his wife is a nurse.
    ended up in a place in Melbourne.. where they put him in a lead room.. and he got bombarded with radiation things. fixed hin though. cost a few bob.
    just about my doctor.. she was a lady in her mid fiftys.. youst to lecture me about drinking too much... smoking too much. eating all the wrong food.
    which i do.. she was miss prim and proper....
    did everything by the book
    well she dropped dead about a month ago...
    hang on...... give me a another cream bun.. a beer and a box of smokes..
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Seeing that she hit the target first go, there weren't any misses involved, unless the lady in question was archaicly unmarried. One suspects that you are perhaps referring to your missus?
    Isn't a bit odd, the BDOTGNZA making an appearance on a thread like this?
    Redefining slow since 2006...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Bingo! If ya gotta get it done, get it done by a cute, young Asian girlie doctor.

    Buggered if I'm gonna have some old guy stick his stinky digit up ma bum.
    Their clean finger up your stinky bum is probably more correct

    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    You know that they can do this by taking bloods now - right?

    Been said a couple of time ....Blood tests are only so accurate...the experienced digit is much more reliable....

    Quote Originally Posted by 2_SL0 View Post
    They aint going pot holing (caving) in my ass, it is not the Waitomo caves.
    May be not yours butt I am sure a few on here resemble waitomo caves

    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Geez Ash you're a week or so younger than me dude. I wasn't aware it was something us fellas in our early 40s had to do. Wonder why my doctor hasn't said anything yet...
    You really think your Doc fancies the idea...giving you the ole Hopoati?

    I am told if there is a family history...start at 40, if not 50

    Had a prostate infection once...got the digit treatment and it felt like Colin Meads kicked me in the goulies....All credit to the doc however, two previous docs failed to diagnose,....he was a visiting locom who happend to be a mens health specialist, put his finger right on the mark...so to speak. Had to get Govt permission for this special antibiotic....after two months of pain it cleared up in two days.

    Now, just relax....

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    Could a Home Examination be done?
    Like women do checking for lumps in their breast while taking a shower?
    Just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Could a Home Examination be done?

    Just a thought.
    why yes it could...I'm coming up to snells sat arvo if that suits...honda bruthas unite
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    Quote Originally Posted by stify View Post
    why yes it could...I'm coming up to snells sat arvo if that suits...honda bruthas unite
    Come and say hi?
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Come and say hi?
    I think he plans being a LOT friendlier than that!!......
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