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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    I like them at least legal, and old enough to vote!!


    In truth, one of those guys is only 10 years younger than me and the other 8, so that's barely cradle snatching!
    I'd bet both my gold teeth that the chick in the photo leaning on the car has a bald vagina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I'd bet both my gold teeth that the chick in the photo leaning on the car has a bald vagina.
    I bet too!!!

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    When I was 18 my Thursday girl was 30, The bitch gave me an awesome STD.

    Whoa, Just had a shiver of revulsion when I wondered what she would look like now.....

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    Ha ha ha.... you boys are just too funny not to reply to this lol. Sometime's you can't really tell a person's true age even at the best of times, but what does it really matter at the end of the day?

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    Cougars are real and walking amoungst us, we had one here two party's ago....there are pics, but for personal/safety reasons, they will stay off the internet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoore View Post
    so the male equivalent of a cougar is a tiger?
    Pig's probably more like it. ...most likely one who's not lacking material wealth as well.

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Cougars are real and walking amoungst us, we had one here two party's ago....there are pics, but for personal/safety reasons, they will stay off the internet.....
    Now that's just WRONG! Post up or shut up... jeez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Cougars are real and walking amoungst us, we had one here two party's ago....there are pics, but for personal/safety reasons, they will stay off the internet.....
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Personally I think it's finally time that women got to play the game that older men have always enjoyed.
    Oh, I wish there were cougars out and about when I was young. I was shy and awkward , and a cougar would have been just what I needed. Someone who knew what they wanted and could teach me.
    Oh bother it's to late I'm old,ha,ha.

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    Back when I was 23 I got cougared by my boss's 40 year old wife. She was a racey ex flight attendant who knew exactly what she wanted. Twas a wild period in a young lads life.
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    lol, this has been comical reading!
    Maybe a definition of cougar? the one I was told is that there has to be at least a 15 year age difference

    so..

    'women of a certain age' would have to be at least 31 for the lad in question to be legal, 33 for him to be able to vote and so it goes on. ok? Was I misinformed about that aspect of cougaring?

    and yes I have to say the idea of shagging a lad close to my sons age is gross, he's not even 19 yet..waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to young.

    There would be hope for some of the older lads here if the cougar in question followed the 15 year rule....ie a 50yo lad could get lucky with a 65 yo cougar.... a 60 yo with a 75

    I like the comment that a couple of beers and the lightswitch improve looks. I can think of a chap or two who were vastly improved by having the lights off!

    For those who havent tried yet....yup fat men have a certain appeal. Think of it this way, they are not afraid to indulge their senses or they wouldnt have got fat to start with and there is defnatly a sensual appeal as far as touch goes, try it you might be suprised.

    FFS, who thinks the chick leaning against the car is a chick? isnt it that chap who plays a vampire in some movie or tv series..???

    keep em coming ladies, we're outnumbered by the lads on this thread....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Personally I like them 20 something, arty, long fair hair, soft beard, wear glasses, not too tall . Not that I go looking, but that is the candy that catches my eye...

    Would you go for a much younger biker? I wouldnt, prefer my biker friends older and wiser
    you tell me this now... after I cut my hair... and well a few fews to old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke View Post
    Aaaargh! If ever there was phrase to strike terror into the heart of a try hard young playa that's it.
    Well I would blush to call them sizzling studs or eye candy, but if you prefer then "there are some hot YOUNG sexy studs here on kb, although I'm not sure they'd want to be cougar feed". Better? Now I'm going to blush!
    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Bit bloody late for me to be cougar-bait...
    Quote Originally Posted by howdamnhard View Post
    Oh, I wish there were cougars out and about when I was young. I was shy and awkward , and a cougar would have been just what I needed. Someone who knew what they wanted and could teach me.
    Oh bother it's to late I'm old,ha,ha.
    Didn't someone write just before there's no age limit on it if you want. If a cougar is only about 15 years senior, then there's hope for those of you for whom this is a delight to be anticipated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    When I was 18 my Thursday girl was 30, The bitch gave me an awesome STD.

    Whoa, Just had a shiver of revulsion when I wondered what she would look like now.....
    Hahahahahahaha. Lol moment!
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    Mrs. B is ok with me and a cougar. Even enjoyed the odd one in front of the kids. Problem is I've run out of Coca-cola.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    this way, they are not afraid to indulge their senses or they wouldnt have got fat to start with and there is defnatly a sensual appeal as far as touch goes, try it you might be suprised.
    Your saying fat bastards will feast on anything?


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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Roflmao! There are some lovely young chaps here on kb, although I can't vouch for whether they'd want to be cougar feed.
    Personally I think it's finally time that women got to play the game that older men have always enjoyed.

    p.s. I try not to be so vain that I avoid the "older woman" tag, even though I'm sure I'm only still 22 on the inside!!!
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