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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Never knock it till you tried it.........

    Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....
    Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......
    That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.
    Yeah but it's nothing like the real thing.....rooting a dishwasher is just the most......

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    your washing machine has batteries??

    geez mine runs off a plug in the wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????
    I suppose.

    Mind you, I do not have a beer belly, it is in fact a solar panel for a sex machine.........nah, thats a lie, its a beer belly really

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    your washing machine has batteries??

    geez mine runs off a plug in the wall
    Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses
    A gushing hose......ahh memories......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......
    That explains your passion for things that vibrate........it is a keep them awake tool......u cunning man
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
    Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on...

    But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+
    This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

    My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

    While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with .... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

    I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
    It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts


    Oh! the food you ask?


    Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

    Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
    Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on...

    But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+
    This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

    My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

    While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with .... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

    I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
    It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts


    Oh! the food you ask?


    Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

    Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going
    A fantastc post....

    There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action.

    Now, couple that with bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, two slices of toast and a cup of tea in a bath with a chick who's just hopped off a bike after a hard and sweaty day in the saddle, and you really do have 'pants explosion' city.....

    Leave the healthy salads and bird type meals to those 20-something kiddy chicks who feck about down the Viaduct drinking RTD's and trying to shag 20 something kiddy boys in theor corporate suits. Give me a chick who loves her food any day........wey hey.....

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    I have fond memories involving a bottle of Bailies Irish cream and melted chocolate....

    Can't stand sugary stuff myself, but he had a sweet tooth - and tongue

    LOL those brown and white sheets Drift was talking about would have come in handy that afternoon.

    There's a lot to be said for older men who are over themselves and willing to play
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    There's a lot to be said ...
    Women...always got a lot to say. Even when they have their mouths full.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I have very fond memories of an evening with Bayleys and Cointreau over a heap of ice. The drink is called an orgasm.....I'll leave the rest to you I suppose...

    Oh, didnt bother with sheets, best enjoyed in a spa pool at midnight in Raro......oohhh I say...!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    A fantastc post....

    There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action....
    Oh Max, I'm only going to disappoint you my sweet.... I swing the other way...






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