Virtues of the 40+ male

[Ratti]

Never knock it till you tried it.........

Mrs Max and I once had the urge to have a root on the washing machine one Saturday arvo, best sex I've ever had, she was screaming her head off....amazing......cant go back to Hill & Stewart anymore though, the judge said so.....

Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.

[allycatz]

zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......

That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????

[Fatt Max]

Washing machines are good for solo efforts too.

Yeah but it's nothing like the real thing.....rooting a dishwasher is just the most......

[Ratti]

your washing machine has batteries??

geez mine runs off a plug in the wall

[Fatt Max]

That would depend entirely on the battery life would it not????

I suppose.

Mind you, I do not have a beer belly, it is in fact a solar panel for a sex machine.........nah, thats a lie, its a beer belly really

[allycatz]

your washing machine has batteries??

geez mine runs off a plug in the wall

Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses

[Fatt Max]

Bit big for the bedroom though....and all those gushing hoses

A gushing hose......ahh memories......

[Foxzee]

zzzzzzz's at the end.......thats a first......all of the ladies I have entertained in the past usually get the zzzzzzzz's during......

That explains your passion for things that vibrate........it is a keep them awake tool......u cunning man

[cc rider]

I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on...

But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+
This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with .... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts


Oh! the food you ask?


Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going

[Fatt Max]

I was going to post a lill something about all you lovely 40+ men out there.
Yes, while not the usual sort of thread you see me on...

But as I was eating, while reading, I now I have an unfortunate food association with men 40+
This in itself does not necessarily have to be a bad bad thing. I have fond memories of sharing strawberries & yummy thick cream &... but I digest.

My concern & again it is not of great concern, merely a nom nom nom ... 'Oh My!' Mmmm! OoH! Aaa! Oops! Hehe! sort of concern (Not always good manners to 'have what she's having' in a public place), is the choice of what I was eating.

While this is a thread reguarding the virtues of those delightful 40+ men, who have only gotten hotter, yummier, more selfconfident, independent, funnier, more interesting & courteous, not forgetting good with their (well ladies, we al know what they're good with .... Tools sillys Tools), I seem to have aquired a reverse, culinary, stimulus.

I find myself already looking forward with nordy antici....... pation to any future meals with good company.
It may be wrong, but I feel the 40+ men will forgive & understand a 40+ girl for having such thoughts


Oh! the food you ask?


Tacos... hot creamy run down your fingers & lick 'em up the middle yummy take a big bite tacos.

Sorry, what were we talking about???? Memory must be going

A fantastc post....

There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action.

Now, couple that with bacon, eggs, sausage, beans, two slices of toast and a cup of tea in a bath with a chick who's just hopped off a bike after a hard and sweaty day in the saddle, and you really do have 'pants explosion' city.....

Leave the healthy salads and bird type meals to those 20-something kiddy chicks who feck about down the Viaduct drinking RTD's and trying to shag 20 something kiddy boys in theor corporate suits. Give me a chick who loves her food any day........wey hey.....

[Ratti]

I have fond memories involving a bottle of Bailies Irish cream and melted chocolate....

Can't stand sugary stuff myself, but he had a sweet tooth - and tongue

LOL those brown and white sheets Drift was talking about would have come in handy that afternoon.

There's a lot to be said for older men who are over themselves and willing to play

[MSTRS:Me]

There's a lot to be said ...

Women...always got a lot to say. Even when they have their mouths full.

[Fatt Max]

I have very fond memories of an evening with Bayleys and Cointreau over a heap of ice. The drink is called an orgasm.....I'll leave the rest to you I suppose...

Oh, didnt bother with sheets, best enjoyed in a spa pool at midnight in Raro......oohhh I say...!!

[CookMySock]

I didn't think alcohol went well with indoor bungy. A racehorse or two, for sure.

Steve

[cc rider]

A fantastc post....

There really is nothing more erotic, more sexy, more downright pornographic than a woman giving a taco a bit of 'Ali Mau' action....

Oh Max, I'm only going to disappoint you my sweet.... I swing the other way...






I'm a vegi