Valentines Day

[crazyhorse]

My girlfriend is overseas for this month and I just got a txt from her saying to check inside her helmet for my valentine's day gift (she left two weeks ago), now I can not wait for her to get back and put them on!!!

I couldn't really think to do all that much, I've just organised a funny valentine's day "miss you" ecard thing with a message from me to get emailed to her tomorrow. Think it'll make her day for sure though!

I sent an e-greeting. they are fun. sounds like you have a very sweet and sexy gf

[YellowDog]

A few years back I met the sister of an ex-girlfriend from the late 1970s. We had a great chat and I confessed that it was me who sent an annonimuous valentines card to her each year all those years ago. It wasn't because I fancied her, but it was because I knew her boyfriend was a complete tosser.

She was quite annoyed with me. She said that she always knew her boyfriend was a complete tosser but she shagged so many blokes to try and find out which one had been sending her the cards. There must have been a lot of shags as she said that 3 of them actually claimed to have been sending the cards that I sent.

We don't keep in touch

[Okey Dokey]

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

[crazyhorse]

I made homemade croissants this morning. We had cheese and bacon on them for a breakfast Valentine's Day treat. Yummy. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach!

Yummmmmmmy. When my guests wake up, we're all off out for breakfast today, and I got my man a box of chocs (for us to share of course!)

[Okey Dokey]

Sounds great! Enjoy the choccies together.

[Love my Bonnie]

I got a present from a man I hadn't met before
Sound romantic??
Not bloody likely

bloody copper gave me a fucken speeding ticket!!!!!!

[crazyhorse]

Sounds great! Enjoy the choccies together.

Thanks - jolly thing says I have run out of rep!

[FROSTY:Me]

I completely refuse to buy into the entire valentines day bullshit. I figure youv'e got much deeper issues than just a buncha flowers if you can fix a years neglect with a buncha flowers and some chocks

[crazyhorse]

Happy valentines day to each and every one of you

[martybabe]

I took the bride to some thermal pools, a fizzing hot bubble bath, some very nice wine and sexy nibbles. Don't give a monkeys if it was valentines or not it was just an excuse to have a lovely intimate romantic frolic.

Apparently, the melting heart shaped chocolate delivered on the tip of a very eager throbbing man truncheon wasn't the most romantic gesture I could have come up with but I did score some points for some very deft chocolate/ Knob balancing.

Try giving some 'cockolate' Today, maybees you wont get slaped on the back of the head like me eh

[Edbear]

I took the bride to some thermal pools, a fizzing hot bubble bath, some very nice wine and sexy nibbles. Don't give a monkeys if it was valentines or not it was just an excuse to have a lovely intimate romantic frolic.

Apparently, the melting heart shaped chocolate delivered on the tip of a very eager throbbing man truncheon wasn't the most romantic gesture I could have come up with but I did score some points for some very deft chocolate/ Knob balancing.

Try giving some 'cockolate' Today, maybees you wont get slaped on the back of the head like me eh

You're lucky that's the only place you got slapped!

I said to my wife as I brought her breakfast in bed this morning, (As I do every morning...), "Oh, it's Valentines day today". She said, "Oh, yes, it is.." and we carried on watching the Breakfast show...

[ynot slow]

I was about to be given a coffee in bed,alas had to have a Barium meal at horspital this morning and no food/drink for 6hrs beforhand.

Actually I don't need a day to remind me how much we mean to each other,to comercialised crap.Usually do the text greeting instead of card.

[steve_t]

I was about to be given a coffee in bed,alas had to have a Barium meal at horspital this morning and no food/drink for 6hrs beforhand.

Actually I don't need a day to remind me how much we mean to each other,to comercialised crap.Usually do the text greeting instead of card.

Barium meal? Imaging later today? Hope you're OK.
You'll just have to join with the rest of the young'uns and celebrate February 15 - "Steak and BJ Day"

[Stirts]

I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

[Swoop]

For fuck's sake, what a mess to sort out. I can't believe I've mixed their Valentine's Day cards up.
The girlfriend now thinks I love her and the wife thinks I want to fuck her.






The wife said she's not wanting much for valentines day.
She said,"Just some chocolates and a few little surprises will do me."
Kinder Eggs it is then!





For Valentine's day i am following my wifes wishes. She wants something that will take her by suprise, make her never forget the day, a present that will give us both satisfaction and something that will make her rub her eyes in disbelief.


Pepperspray it is then.