Gladys has a retard for an owner

**blackdog** · 27th February 2010, 20:11

Originally Posted by Genie

Yes I do....but not on my bike.

would get an old shitter that does not care if it gets a scratch or 20! did get a few in when I was younger, I'm sure i'd be up there in no time.

and minds boggling!!!....they should be otherwise life would be ever so boring!

sorry genie, i wuz talking 'bout mattian

refer this thread!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ctice-wheelies

**Genie** · 27th February 2010, 20:13

Originally Posted by theblackstig

sorry genie, i wuz talking 'bout mattian

refer his thread earlier today!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ctice-wheelies

and here is my post from oh, about 3 minutes ago

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...wheelies/page3

**CookMySock** · 27th February 2010, 20:18

Originally Posted by mattian

went to lean her back onto the stand without even putting it back down.....

Did the same thing myself.

Originally Posted by mattian

What suprised me the most is that I managed to get her back upright all on my own. After some serious heaving. Whats that.... about 190kgs? thankfully the tank was almost empty.

You'll fuck your back doing that, and then you'll be really sorry.

Steve

**mattian** · 27th February 2010, 20:19

Originally Posted by theblackstig

and you want to learn how to do wheelies??!!

the mind boggles

yup. You will be pleased to know I've nearly mastered them too. Without any mishaps whatsoever. I just need to remember to put the sidestand down when finished

**mattian** · 27th February 2010, 20:21

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

Did the same thing myself.

You'll fuck your back doing that, and then you'll be really sorry.

Steve

I'm a late 70's early 80's child, brought up with the wisdom of Len Rings philosophy "don't use your back like a crane"

**Creeping Death** · 27th February 2010, 20:26

Have done it twice myself,both times a GSXR1100M...

Stopped at the Westpac ATM,too lazy to get off so leaned over to put my card in,leaned over too far d'oh!One indicator and a bent brake lever.

They are so much easier to pick up when a queue starts to form.

2nd one,doing a U-turn on a downgrade,dumped it in the middle of the road,shame coz all the cars I had overtaken were like a minute away,got it up and pretended I was taking photos when they passed haha!

**Headbanger** · 27th February 2010, 20:27

I looked at your profile to see if you were a chick....

**mattian** · 27th February 2010, 20:36

Originally Posted by Headbanger

I looked at your profile to see if you were a chick....

You have to look at peoples online profiles to find out if they're male or female? I just had to ask your mum politely and she was more than happy to show me her vagina.

And besides, you come from Wanganui where over half the woman look like dudes. I understand your confusion

**Headbanger** · 27th February 2010, 20:38

Originally Posted by mattian

You have to look at people profiles online to find out if they're male or female? I just had to ask your mum politely and she was more than happy to show me her vagina.

Lmao.

I'm convinced your a chick.

A nasty one.

**peasea** · 27th February 2010, 20:41

Originally Posted by Genie

ya knob....are you blonde. glad to read you gave it the gentle lay down. sorry it broke a bit. I've had to lay my Little Beast down twice...couple of scratches. It truely saddens you doesn't it?????

Only if it's a bike of some worth.

**peasea** · 27th February 2010, 20:42

Originally Posted by mattian

You have to look at peoples online profiles to find out if they're male or female? I just had to ask your mum politely and she was more than happy to show me her vagina.

Pics??????????

**mattian** · 27th February 2010, 20:52

Originally Posted by peasea

Pics??????????

If you insist

**peasea** · 27th February 2010, 21:12

Originally Posted by mattian

If you insist

Arrrggghhh!!!!!
Mod's, mod's, mod's!!!
Where are the mod's when you need them???????

He's gone and posted a picture of Patrick's face!

Arrrrgggghhh!!!!!