Is this true? Someone please explain!

[Number One]

a lot of girls out there have a "figure" in their head of that it should cost.

Yeah freakish eh? I never got that....seemed most of 'those' girls justified it with "because I'm worth it" - Loreal as a lot to answer for!!

I actually had a figure in mind that I didn't want it cost more than...pretty low it were too. Feck it's just a bloody piece of finger jewellery after all.

[Number One]

Geeze boy - where's ya spine?! She was the cock in this situation - not you and now YOU are the one that looks like the complete cunt. Harden up young fella or girls like that will chew you up and spit you out all for the apparent benefit of a few shags or Bjs. No huge conversation involved in - you weirded me out with your ring obsession and came off like high maintenance biarch that I don't have the time or energy for...simple really

[mashman]

Goes both ways love.

Aye, that it does... I certainly never learned it from a fella...

[avgas]

You never shag a nutter, ever!

Sure you do. You just never do it at your place......using your real name

[Grumpy]

Shit ...... I better not let the missus read this thread. She'll think she was ripped off.

[Mully]

I think I'm onto a winner with Mrs Mully.

Luckily I married her so she can't get away.

[Number One]

I think I'm onto a winner with Mrs Mully.

Luckily I married her so she can't get away.

Don't be tooo sure....does she introduce you as her 'current' husband If NOT then you are probably fine...for now....mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[gwigs]

Sounds like a lucky escape to me,besides your too young to be getting hitched.There are many women to shag before you settle down.
Fill your boots Son..

[SPman]

I'll never understand why women want jewelry. How is that going to help them make me a sandwich?
I think a cake mixer or vacuum cleaner would be a better engagement gift.

A frypan to cook me some eggs........

[Toaster]

Tradition is bollocks. Just give her a burger ring and tell her to suck it until it fits.

[SPman]

Shit ...... I better not let the missus read this thread. She'll think she was ripped off.

Jeez Mark - doesn't a honeymoon in the islands, count for anything, these days....

[SPORK]

You know, they really need to bring back the concept of dowry. Fuck knows I'd love to marry into property and serfs.

Hmm, maybe it's the same deal if you can snag a property investor's daughter. Excuse me, I'll be down at the Viaduct looking for spray tans.

[Gone Burger]

Tradition is bollocks. Just give her a burger ring and tell her to suck it until it fits.

ANYTHING but the burger ring or beer can tab. Hell, even a key chain ring is one up on that. Could even make it a "corn crunchie" from Cobb 'n Co. You are all class Toaster, how many burger rings did you have to give your wife before an upgrade?

[Mully]

Don't be tooo sure....does she introduce you as her 'current' husband If NOT then you are probably fine...for now....mwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I got told off for introducing her as my "first wife".....

[Toaster]

ANYTHING but the burger ring or beer can tab. Hell, even a key chain ring is one up on that. Could even make it a "corn crunchie" from Cobb 'n Co. You are all class Toaster, how many burger rings did you have to give your wife before an upgrade?

I had just graduated from Otago University and gave her a $3k diamond solitarie ring back in 1996.... she lent me the money to pay the bill!!