Daft customers

[PirateJafa]

and as agreed the case is closed so build a bridge and all that dude.

You were the one raising the issue once again. After buying two equally shite Qmoto products, we have written your company off as a lost cause long ago.

If you don't want the truth to once again surface on these forums mate, then the logical solution would be for you to stop bringing back up the issue of your lackadaisical product quality?

Not that displaying intelligence has ever been shown to be your strong point on this forum, but you may yet learn.

[Madmax]

Had a lady ring log a helpdesk call saying she had deleted her Hymen (Himem)
and could i restore it ?,
explaned that i could not,
and would have to reinstall it,
One of my workmates was laughing so hard he splurted coffee out his nose !
never did find a call close type for that one.

[PirateJafa]

Had a daft customer who refused to pay the MAF wash fees for their container. Container sat on the wharf for a fortnight incurring demurrage until they finally - after well over a fortnight had passed - relented, and coughed up.

Unfortunately their 40ft container of fish and other seafood products was completely off and unusable by the time they finally received it.

What a way to save money.

[Mully]

Had a daft customer who refused to pay the MAF wash fees for their container. Container sat on the wharf for a fortnight incurring demurrage until they finally - after well over a fortnight had passed - relented, and coughed up.

Unfortunately their 40ft container of fish and other seafood products was completely off and unusable by the time they finally received it.

The terrible bit is - that's not unusual.....

I've had one who was blaming his supplier for things, and the supplier was telling him to get fucked for a month or so. Racking up demurrage at $150/day. Whoops.

[Quasievil]

You were the one raising the issue once again. After buying two equally shite Qmoto products, we have written your company off as a lost cause long ago.

Err Stranger did actually and you quickly appeared...... and there you go again with the slagging.

you don't want the truth to once again surface on these forums mate,

Truth according to who???
We have hundreds of satisfied customers who have chosen a Qmoto superior product over big big brands, and if a issue has ever arisen we have a good record of getting things done right and fast, if justified.

then the logical solution would be for you to stop bringing back up the issue of your lackadaisical product quality?

Nice word, lackadaisical, very clever.

that displaying intelligence has ever been shown to be your strong point on this forum, but you may yet learn.

A personal insult, bit childish dont you think young one.

[davebullet]

Sounds like that customer needs a visit from "the bastard operator from hell".... http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard1.html

Here's a favourite (if you can't be bothered clicking the link):

Another user rings.

"I need more space" he says

"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

"No, on my account, stupid."

Stupid? Uh-Oh..

"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"

I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"

"Sure, hang on"

I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.

"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"

"How much have I got?" he simps

Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!

Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

I say nothing. It'll come to him.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghh hhhH!"

I kill me; I really do!

[PirateJafa]

Err Stranger did ... young one.

Your attempts at damage control will fool few, so there is little point in you derailing this thread.

The terrible bit is - that's not unusual.....

I've had one who was blaming his supplier for things, and the supplier was telling him to get fucked for a month or so. Racking up demurrage at $150/day. Whoops.

Yeah, demurrage can quickly sneak up on you if you ain't careful - as my co-worker found out that it can really bite you in the arse when he discovered an extra 90 containers at the wharf that were going to start incurring demurrage that night (with only a couple of hours left in the day).

I must admit though, I was impressed. I've never seen a man arrange washes and rush transport off the wharf that fast. From memory in the end the demurrage only barely reached into five figures.

[Quasievil]

Your attempts at damage control will fool few, so there is little point in you derailing this thread.

Damage control ............ummmmm Qmoto has had record sales for the month of March, best March ever, thats quality and good solid customer service mate from a reputable business from trading nearly 8 years.
75% of business repeat and recommendations often by KB members, thats brand reputation and quality again.

Time you found another campaign as this one for you is insignificant to me.

[PirateJafa]

Damage control ............ummmmm Qmoto has had record sales for the month of March, best March ever, thats quality and good solid customer service mate from a reputable business from trading nearly 8 years.
75% of business repeat and recommendations often by KB members, thats brand reputation and quality again.

Time you found another campaign as this one for you is insignificant to me.

My dear little purveyor of paper-mâché "safety" gear, what "campaign" is this that you speak of? Until you decided to dig once again into this matter, it hasn't been so much as mentioned by myself for months.

Not that displaying intelligence has ever been shown to be your strong point on this forum, but you may yet learn.

[Quasievil]

My dear little purveyor of paper-mâché "safety" gear, what "campaign" is this that you speak of? Until you decided to dig once again into this matter, it hasn't been so much as mentioned by myself for months.

Im done with your silly childish games

[Slyer]

Might I suggest a new strategy Quasi?
Not slagging off your customers with shit you made up?

[Quasievil]

Might I suggest a new strategy Quasi?
Not slagging off your customers with shit you made up?

Clearly you cant read, Im not the one slagging.
especially in view of the kiddy tags

[scissorhands]

Buyer won my auction on Trademe then text me to say he had pressed the wrong button and could he have it for less. Looks like a native of the Gujarat province.....

'no sorry'
'shall we call it off then'
'only if you want the feedback'
'okay forget it, when can I pickup?'

he's around later today and will now hopefully complete the trade.....

[Slyer]

Oh ripped jeans............mmmmmmm nope had one set that a customer used bleach all over, weakened the fabric so it fell apart, I guess you have subscribed to the wrong story, as you wish mate

You and everybody else knows exactly what customer you're talking about and some of us know that you pulled the whole "bleach" thing out of your ass.

[Quasievil]

You and everybody else knows exactly what customer you're talking about and some of us know that you pulled the whole "bleach" thing out of your ass.

Great input Slyer...........great