Woman? Are they really worth the hassle? I hope so!

**scumdog** · 28th March 2010, 13:09

Originally Posted by Jonathan

I'm with Mudfart (except for maybe the use of prostitutes). Women will use their wiles to draw you into their trap and then slowly and subtly they begin to drain your life, your freedom, and your money away. So subtle is it that you don't notice UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!

Finally, when you realise, you try to escape! But lo! They have ways of keeping you in their clutches. They are not afraid to use any and all of the sinister tools they have at their disposal! (and believe me, there are many)

The lucky few who ultimately do make it out alive are left permanently scarred. Although they have been through much terror and hardship a void has been left in their life as they no longer remember how it is to live alone and free. In the end the void is to much to bear and the only way out is to once again fall prey to a woman's grim designs...

Wow, what have I missed out on?

I better give CB a heads-up on what is actually expected of her - she's letting her team down.

**Fatt Max** · 28th March 2010, 13:14

All I can say on this, especially under present circumstances, is to stay true to yourself no matter what.

What ever you see that truth as, it must be yours and yours forever.

It's not good to be a liar, worse still if the one you lie to the most is yourself.

**Jonathan** · 28th March 2010, 13:18

Originally Posted by scumdog

Wow, what have I missed out on?

Maybe you aren't missing out. Maybe you just haven't realised yet!
DUN DUN DUN - DUUUN

**DMNTD:Me** · 28th March 2010, 14:15

Originally Posted by Jonathan

I'm with Mudfart (except for maybe the use of prostitutes). Women will use their wiles to draw you into their trap and then slowly and subtly they begin to drain your life, your freedom, and your money away. So subtle is it that you don't notice UNTIL IT IS TOO LATE!

Finally, when you realise, you try to escape! But lo! They have ways of keeping you in their clutches. They are not afraid to use any and all of the sinister tools they have at their disposal! (and believe me, there are many)

The lucky few who ultimately do make it out alive are left permanently scarred. Although they have been through much terror and hardship a void has been left in their life as they no longer remember how it is to live alone and free. In the end the void is too much to bear and the only way out is to once again fall prey to a woman's grim designs...

So you're going to start smoking pole or what?
Oh and be warned...mud farts may be warm but oh so icky!

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th March 2010, 14:42

Originally Posted by scumdog

And a lot less sure...

Persistence grasshopper, persistence...it took me 26 years to convince 'miss right' to become Mrs Scumdog.

And a lot of research to ensure her first name wasn't 'always'...

**Maha** · 28th March 2010, 14:46

Originally Posted by MSTRS

And a lot of research to ensure her first name wasn't 'always'...

Miss Always Right? hell whos gonna argue with that............within ear shot.

**MSTRS:Me** · 28th March 2010, 15:03

Originally Posted by Maha

Miss Always Right? hell whos gonna argue with that............within ear shot.

Eggsaklery.
The whole Right family is scary. The females are always (sic) named Always. And the males have a variety of names, likes Seldom, Rarely and Never.
As I said...scary.

**Maha** · 28th March 2010, 15:09

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Eggsaklery.
The whole Right family is scary. The females are always (sic) named Always. And the males have a variety of names, likes Seldom, Rarely and Never.
As I said...scary.

And little cousion Possibly Right.
Reminds of the Downs brothers, Neal/Bob and Ben.

**Genie** · 28th March 2010, 16:56

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

All I can say on this, especially under present circumstances, is to stay true to yourself no matter what.

What ever you see that truth as, it must be yours and yours forever.

It's not good to be a liar, worse still if the one you lie to the most is yourself.

I think Fatt Max has it all summed up right here....thanks Max, you rock xxx

**cc rider** · 28th March 2010, 19:12

Originally Posted by Maha

And little cousion Possibly Right.
Reminds of the Downs brothers, Neal/Bob and Ben.

I thought Ben was adopted out to the Dover family... I may be wrong Bwah ha ha ha ha!

**cc rider** · 28th March 2010, 19:14

Originally Posted by chucky19

I didn't know we had the ability to travel to other planets yet....

Of course you do... all space cadets do

**davebullet** · 28th March 2010, 21:31

Whatever you do, be careful if you don't want to be in for a long haul flight.

The first restaurant I took Mrs B. out to was McDonalds. 6 years later she's still hanging around. She says its because of the special sauce I gave her that night.

**Genie** · 30th March 2010, 07:16

Originally Posted by Gareth123

Bloody hell, I'd arranged to have dinner tonight with a young lass that I quite fancy. I've known her for a while (month or so) so thought I'd better go to a bit of effort before asking if she wanted to take things further. Bought a couple of salmon fillets, nice bottle of wine, made dessert, cleaned up a bit. You know the general things a guy will do to get his end away

This was arranged yesterday morning. My brother knows about it cos I kicked him out for the night just in case things went well.

I had to pick her up from her place as her car had broken down.

I turn up there tonight and knock on the door. Her father answers and I ask if the young lass is home. Nope sorry not at the moment. Oh where's she gone?

Long story short she's left me high and dry and not even a phone call to say she couldn't make it. The look of pity on her parent's faces, I'll never forget it. I have to say I was slightly embarrassed, and it takes ALOT to embarrass me!

Time to move on and spend my precious time on someone else.

Anyone want to come round and enjoy a nice salmon fillet, glass of wine and dessert? I'm bored outta my tree. I think I'll go and get pissed.

Rant over!

Yes women are worth the hassle, yes women are worth the effort, espescially when you find one that puts in as much as you do. The one that brings a smile to your face just by thinking of her. The one that lights up your world when you're in her presence. The one that causes all the blood in your body to race wildly and bubble in anticipation of what is to come. The one that doesn't mind if you're late as long as you're there. The one that looks deep into your eyes and you just "know".......yes, they are well and truely worth it.

....and sometimes they just want to see how much effort you are prepared to put in before they commit, it's a huge thing for any person to let another into their lives, but when they do you.....ahhhhh 'tis a truely beautiful thing.

**cmoore** · 30th March 2010, 08:49

Originally Posted by Genie

Yes women are worth the hassle, yes women are worth the effort, espescially when you find one that puts in as much as you do. The one that brings a smile to your face just by thinking of her. The one that lights up your world when you're in her presence. The one that causes all the blood in your body to race wildly and bubble in anticipation of what is to come. The one that doesn't mind if you're late as long as you're there. The one that looks deep into your eyes and you just "know".......yes, they are well and truely worth it.

....and sometimes they just want to see how much effort you are prepared to put in before they commit, it's a huge thing for any person to let another into their lives, but when they do you.....ahhhhh 'tis a truely beautiful thing.

I think im going to be sick.......