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    Who's the fucktard?

    The fucktard would be me


    What's an unemployed bum meant to do on a lazy Monday?

    Get on the bike and ride.

    So I did, To Taupo, where I stopped for petrol, and noticed my rear tyre was totally fucked, There was a wear strip around the entire tyre nearly all the way through to thin air, the mesh in the tyre had been exposed and worn through in some places and exposed all the way round.

    Which explained the erratic behaviour of the rear end over the last couple of hours, and cleared up how many Km's I would get out of a tyre on this bike. Damned luckjy I stopped when I did, Though I'm fucked if I know how I missed how worn the tyre was before I left for the day.

    Couldn't go any further so I rang the Mrs and enquired how much money we had in the bank, Minus $8 is what I was told.

    Bugger.

    Rang me younger brother, He must have known something was up as he didn't answer his phone

    Rang me oldboy, Asked him where he was, Invercargill Airport. Fuck me says I.


    Nothing left to do but ring Taupo's most famous Kiwibiker.....Katman.

    I explained my predicament (must have been a weird phone call, "Hello, My Name is Josh but you probably know me as Headbanger, And I need your help") and 20 minutes later he had picked me and my bike up, run me back to his workshop in Taupo, fitted a replacement tyre on my bike and sent me on my way.

    An hour and a half after thinking I was fucked I was back on the road and heading home.

    Champion


    I did take a photo of the damage but I got home to find my iPhone is dead, wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I did take a photo of the damage but I got home to find my iPhone is dead, wtf?
    You have a grand worth of telephone but you dont have a rear tyre.

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    How does an unemployed man have an iPhone?
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    Minus $8....I think you need to cut back on those expensive toys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    You have a grand worth of telephone but you dont have a rear tyre.

    Steve
    LOL i was just gonna say that...you either won that phone in some pub card game (in which case sell it and buy tyres) or you realy care about appearances not about safety. (Well at least you had a phone to call Katman with )

    Otherwise cudos to Katman...

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    More props to Katman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kornholio View Post
    How does an unemployed man have an iPhone?

    I wasn't always unemployed.

    Nor did I buy the iPhone.

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    I went through the same ordeal on the TT2000... a rear tire is one of the more important things to check...
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    Hope Katman gave you a lecture about rider safety when he was taking you to the workshop.
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    at least you found a use for Katman
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    Quote Originally Posted by zahria View Post
    I went through the same ordeal on the TT2000... a rear tire is one of the more important things to check...
    That's a myth

    One of the rears i had on once was full cords all the way round and it would spin up at 160ish, felt a bit squishy but should get you where you want to For the record I did get told off by a few people especially the person I passed and reckoned there were sparks coming out the back....
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    Cool! $-8 is a pretty sweet deal for a rear tyre. Glad you got there & back ok.

    So out of interest how many K's did you get out of the tyre, and what did you put on?
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    "Hello, My Name is Josh but you probably know me as Headbanger
    You don't look like a Josh?....................

    Well done Katman
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    I did take a photo of the damage but I got home to find my iPhone is dead, wtf?
    Don't worry - I'll hang it on my Wall of Shame.

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    Well congrats to KM...
    He helped you out of a bit of a sittuation there.....
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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