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  1. 24th April 2010, 20:12 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Velvet View Post
    Deep throating penis shaped soap is funny until you start gagging on lather and lose the contents of your stomach

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    I know some people have a dirty mouth but surely mouthwash would be easier!?!
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    check the white stuff you put in the pot when you make jam is in fact sugar.

    pumice floats. Don't step on it while crossing the creek at Castlecliff beach and expect to stay dry

    You kids have very long memories for dumb stuff you do and it will get dragged out for years...
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    Control your saliva production when you are a bit nervous. Spitting at your potential new boss when you are being interviewed is not a good look DAMHIK
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    I know some people have a dirty mouth but surely mouthwash would be easier!?!
    Quoting a post from years ago is bound to get you infracted DAMHIK.

    It is called thread dredging.
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  5. 27th April 2010, 15:46 #65
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    Volunteering to be the sober driver makes you remarkably aware of the link between consuming too much booze - and the possibility of someone throwing up in ones car...

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    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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  6. 27th April 2010, 16:31 #66
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Col* View Post
    Sex at the beach in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be...

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    YES ... it IS ... if you DON'T get it in the crack ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Don't let your son Transformers mad 11 year old know your trademe password.

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    The word 'oops' used by a computer tech often has dire consequences.

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    As does ... when it it is used by your dentist ... while you are still in the chair ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    As does ... when it it is used by your dentist ... while you are still in the chair ...
    Can mean he's dropped the tooth he just pulled down the back of your throat, causing you to swallow it... DAMHIK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Can mean he's dropped the tooth he just pulled down the back of your throat, causing you to swallow it... DAMHIK
    The tooth will come out ... the other end ... eventually
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    Gives new meaning to the expression, "Bite your bum!" DAMHIK
    You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
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    Do not as a schoolboy do a wheelstand on your Honda XL-100 with your sidestand down while trying to look cool in front of a few schoolgirlies....
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    Spending $500 on a stereo component on a whim probably won't get a good reception when it is taken home... but saving $1,500 on a bundle of component... and spending $2,000 to achieve those savings gets a considerably worse one!

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    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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