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    Teaching your son his first words can be fun...

    What does a cow say?... "mooo"
    What does a duck say?... "quack quack"
    What does a sheep say?... "baaa?

    and what does Mum say?... "blah blah blah blah"

    ...DAMHIK... aaaaaand EXIT ... STAGE LEFT!
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    Thinking you are the best and dancing crazy following a aerobics dvd, pulling a hamstring, massaging deep heat on it, and it accidently catches your womanly bits on fire.
    My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Teaching your son his first words can be fun...

    What does a cow say?... "mooo"
    What does a duck say?... "quack quack"
    What does a sheep say?... "baaa?

    and what does Mum say?... "blah blah blah blah"

    ...DAMHIK... aaaaaand EXIT ... STAGE LEFT!
    My son (was 4 at time) came back from walk on the beach with Mum and me (Mum doesnt swear).

    Kid sees that the wing mirror has been hit and is hanging there broken.

    Turns to Mum, smiles and said "Dont worry Mum - When dad gets the fuckers he'll give the bastards a kicking"

    Kid swears - and wife hits me - there is no justice in the world.

    So - dont swear in front of the kids. DAMHIK - I just told ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    My son (was 4 at time) came back from walk on the beach with Mum and me (Mum doesnt swear).

    Kid sees that the wing mirror has been hit and is hanging there broken.

    Turns to Mum, smiles and said "Dont worry Mum - When dad gets the fuckers he'll give the bastards a kicking"

    Kid swears - and wife hits me - there is no justice in the world.

    So - dont swear in front of the kids. DAMHIK - I just told ya.
    LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have to love 'em...!
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    driving over a cattlestop

    on a 45 degree angle

    in the wet

    next to a cliff

    when you dont know what countersteering is


    DAMHIK
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Sex at the beack in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be...

    ADAMHIK
    That depends on who is on top...

    DAMHIK
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    Dont weld in tevas. and NEVER weld in bare feet.
    Also dont weld the inside of a big tank naked....not matter how hot you are.
    DAMHIK
    Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    Dont weld in tevas. and NEVER weld in bare feet.
    NEVER weld with a builders crack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Also dont weld the inside of a big tank naked....not matter how hot you are.
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    Frying naked is a really bad idea but welding naked?

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    lighting the pretend fireplace in a tree house, built in a group of pine trees, makes a really big fire.

    DAMHIK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Frying naked is a really bad idea but welding naked?
    Even if not a spark hits you......nice shiny tank....sunburn
    Thankfully it wasnt me. but needless to say it was enough to make me feel his pain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Putting dishwashing liquid into the dishwasher at work will fill half the floor with bubbles.

    DAMHIK


    Or at home...

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    Remember how your parents told you "never stick a knife in a toaster"

    DON'T OK!!!

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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Deep throating penis shaped soap is funny until you start gagging on lather and lose the contents of your stomach

    DAMHIK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Velvet View Post
    Deep throating penis shaped soap is funny until you start gagging on lather...
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