Teaching your son his first words can be fun...
What does a cow say?... "mooo"
What does a duck say?... "quack quack"
What does a sheep say?... "baaa?
and what does Mum say?... "blah blah blah blah"
...DAMHIK... aaaaaand EXIT ... STAGE LEFT!
One, two free, floor!
Teaching your son his first words can be fun...
What does a cow say?... "mooo"
What does a duck say?... "quack quack"
What does a sheep say?... "baaa?
and what does Mum say?... "blah blah blah blah"
...DAMHIK... aaaaaand EXIT ... STAGE LEFT!
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My son (was 4 at time) came back from walk on the beach with Mum and me (Mum doesnt swear).Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
Teaching your son his first words can be fun...
What does a cow say?... "mooo"
What does a duck say?... "quack quack"
What does a sheep say?... "baaa?
and what does Mum say?... "blah blah blah blah"
...DAMHIK... aaaaaand EXIT ... STAGE LEFT!
Kid sees that the wing mirror has been hit and is hanging there broken.
Turns to Mum, smiles and said "Dont worry Mum - When dad gets the fuckers he'll give the bastards a kicking"
Kid swears - and wife hits me - there is no justice in the world.
So - dont swear in front of the kids. DAMHIK - I just told ya.
One, two free, floor!
LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have to love 'em...!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
deploy the yak!
driving over a cattlestop
on a 45 degree angle
in the wet
next to a cliff
when you dont know what countersteering is
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That depends on who is on top...Sex at the beack in the sand isn't all it's cracked up to be...
ADAMHIK
DAMHIK
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Come warm yourself by the fire
Also dont weld the inside of a big tank naked....not matter how hot you are.
DAMHIK
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Nana
NEVER weld with a builders crack!
Nana
Frying naked is a really bad idea but welding naked?
Harden the fuck up KB
lighting the pretend fireplace in a tree house, built in a group of pine trees, makes a really big fire.
DAMHIK
Come warm yourself by the fire
Even if not a spark hits you......nice shiny tank....sunburnFrying naked is a really bad idea but welding naked?
Thankfully it wasnt me. but needless to say it was enough to make me feel his pain.
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Or at home...
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Remember how your parents told you "never stick a knife in a toaster"
DON'T OK!!!
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