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  1. 3rd May 2010, 14:28 #1
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    Brilliant quote from the weekend

    So anyways,

    Went out Saturday night to a mates birthday bash way out in West Auckland, still very much fizzing after the AAG protest ride earlier in the day.

    Having a chat with this guy who I sort of know who was in Queen Street and witnessed our epic noise. He was pretty impressed with it all gawd bless him.

    Next thing I know, this older lady has joined in the conversation and was very enthusiastic about people with passion who protest because they believe in their chosen cause.

    I remarked that sometimes you cant just sit back when something pisses you off, you have to seize the moment and go for it.

    Then she said it…..

    “too fucking true boy, why wait until you have gone grey to dye your hair…..!!”

    The point being, why wait for anything, do it and do it now…

    Fucking love that quote, had to share it….
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    So anyways,

    I remarked that sometimes you cant just sit back when something pisses you off, you have to seize the moment and go for it.

    Then she said it…..

    “too fucking true boy, why wait until you have gone grey to dye your hair…..!!”

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    Was she hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Was she hot?

    older lady has joined in the conversation and was very enthusiastic = drunk!.......
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    No she was not hot

    Yes she was blind drunk

    Thankfully there was so much more cougar bait there

    But she did have a way with words

    Even her tattoo's were spelt right, she must have been from Howick....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Thankfully there was so much more cougar bait there
    Hmmm...for me to be cougar bait, the cougar would have to be truly geriatric...damn. Missed out again...


    EDIT: Actually, come to think of it, I did have a retirement village resident make the move not so very long ago. She must have been eighty plus, but she fair turned it on when I turned up to deliver her booze to her - out of the goodness of my heart you unnerstand her bein' a pore ole widder woman an orl...she had the loose fitting top on which showed all to everyone (and no they weren't round her knees either) and she made sure I got the eyeful at every opportunity. She was also very touchy-feely with it...I kept as close to the door as I could - ready to sprint if I had to...

    I thought to myself "I bet she gives all the old buggers in this place the run-around" as I scarpered out of there as fast as I could...dangerous territory those retirement villages...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    “too fucking true boy, why wait until you have gone grey to dye your hair…..!!”
    Haha! Good one! Too late for me tho! My hair started dying a few years ago!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Hmmm...for me to be cougar bait, the cougar would have to be truly geriatric...damn. Missed out again...
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    Haha! Good one! Too late for me tho! My hair started dying a few years ago!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    hmmm...for me to be cougar bait, the cougar would have to be truly geriatric...damn. Missed out again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Was she hot?
    more importantly, did she give you a woody?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Was she hot?
    Still looking to be cougared huh?

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    older lady has joined in the conversation and was very enthusiastic = drunk!.......
    Not necessarily, some of us just ARE enthusiastic..

    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    No she was not hot

    Yes she was blind drunk

    Thankfully there was so much more cougar bait there

    But she did have a way with words

    Even her tattoo's were spelt right, she must have been from Howick....
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