Just a little observation...

[schrodingers cat]

Anyone else spot the irony of the unforfilled wish that car drivers would be calm resonable people? Esp when I suggest that with all your vitriol and spite you all drive a car from tiime to time and, I suspect, badly. As do most people.
"But I move over for bikes"... - doesn't cut it. Respect all, troble no-one. The only thing that is really important in any given situation is YOUR response to it

[Gareth123]

I can tell you from experience that the tools get really fricken big when you slam it into the tank at 50kph.
It also changes colour

And depending on what trousers your wearing, get little zipper lines down the length of it as well.

[SPP]

When these situations start to get at you, get to a track. They will seem small after a decent fang around.

[Mully]

This thread is awesome. I can't believe I ignored it until now cos it looked like it was going to be boring.

Welcome to KB; we're holier than thou.

Sometimes I simply love this place.

[bogan]

And depending on what trousers your wearing, get little zipper lines down the length of it as well.

depends how long your, ahem, zipper is dunnit!

This thread is awesome. I can't believe I ignored it until now cos it looked like it was going to be boring.

Welcome to KB; we're holier than thou.

Sometimes I simply love this place.

yup, need moar awesome threads, what else are we sposed to do in winter?

[CookMySock]

Anyone else spot the irony of the unforfilled wish that car drivers would be calm resonable people? Esp when I suggest that with all your vitriol and spite you all drive a car from tiime to time and, I suspect, badly. As do most people.
"But I move over for bikes"... - doesn't cut it. Respect all, troble no-one. The only thing that is really important in any given situation is YOUR response to it

Sad isn't it. It's the I'm always right and everyone else is always wrong thing.

I'll slip between cars anywhere and everywhere - it is no slight on them. If they don't like it, then they should process it - I don't give a fuck. When it's my turn to be slighted, whether it's in my head or not, it's fucking my turn to process it, so I get to HTFU - not bash someone else for it, so, so do they.

I don't care anyway.. It doesn't affect me, as I am long gone - leaving whatever pissed-off person to fume on their own, and if they do catch me up no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike.

Steve

[MSTRS:Me]

I can tell you from experience that the tools get really fricken big when you slam it into the tank at 50kph.
It also changes colour

So it's true what they say about black men? Well - their bits, anyway.

[Katman]

I don't care anyway.. It doesn't affect me, as I am long gone - leaving whatever pissed-off person to fume on their own, and if they do catch me up no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike.

I just wee'd.



What are you going to do? Hide a pubic hair in their next ice-cream?

[MSTRS:Me]

I think most of us did...

I imagine that cats and small children might be a little intimidated

[SPP]

I think I agree with the sentiment of DBs post. It only matters if you let it matter. It kind of only got wobbly at the end.

... What are you going to do? Hide a pubic hair in their ice-cream?

sorry DB, thats some funny shit right there.

[Ferkletastic]

Oh hey a (cock) waving thread.

[onearmedbandit]

I think most of us did...

I imagine that cats and small children might be a little intimidated

You can cross cats off that list.

[CookMySock]

sorry DB, thats some funny shit right there.

Yeah we have a laugh at them ourselves. ANY product purchased from us and they better go through it with a fucking microscope before they eat it. I bet it plays on their mind..

Steve

[Tank]

When it's my turn to be slighted, whether it's in my head or not, it's fucking my turn to process it, so I get to HTFU

Im sure you have plenty of opportunities to HTFU - it would be just great if you took one. You constant waaaaaaa'ing over the years leads me to believing that you are both physically and mentally unable of doing so.

and if they do catch me up no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike.

Again you fall into the misconception (or your own delusion) - that all bikers are seen as big bad assed mother fuckers best avoided at all coat. Now - while there are some out there (normally riding with a big group of other patched members) - most of us are all normal people and are no more feared than a fucker in a Suzuki swift.

You say "one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

Upshot - you are a little less intimidating than you think.

I just wee'd.



What are you going to do? Hide a pubic hair in their next ice-cream?

That Sir - was very, very funny.

[MSTRS:Me]

...the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit ...

That would be reason enough to give a wide berth...