I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Last edited by mashman; 13th May 2010 at 12:10. Reason: removed students, smeely lot :)
I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
The govt subsidises courses at different rates. I think Universities are given about $6k per student per year for arts, moving through to about $13k per student per year for engineering from the govt. The funding scheme might have changed recently where no extra money is given for extra students. Student fees are on top of those amounts, about $500 per one semester course.
thanks, I didn't realize that, so the government may have set quotas for numbers of students in each course, and financially for the uni it is better if they are international students, seems fair enough, perhaps rather than just not accepting new students, they should just take the top ones, cos we got some drop kicks in some of our papers (mind you the worst was an international student).
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My son is at Vic Uni....he says many of the foreign students, especially those from the states, say our fees are still a 'bargain' compared to their home countries
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I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
Public:
- I want to study This (enter useless degree; e.g., how to kill a mocking bird) even if it is useless just because I like it and it is significant to my culture!
- I can't work because I have ingrown toenails, I need taxpayer to fund my disability.
- I don't wanna get married but I got pregnant so I'm a solo parent. Money plx kthx need lipstick and baby food!
- Our iwi needs new marae!
- I can't find work (in management level) for the last 9 months. I'm unemployed. Halpppp!!!
- Damn, sprained my ankle playing rugby. Can't work! Need food!
- Can't pay moar taxes, soz. 40% income already taxed, 40% for mortgage, and 20% for food+gas.
Government:
- Sorry about that, here's some money. Hope it helps.
- Sorry universities, most money have been spent somewhere else. Not much left for youse.
Universities:
- Classes need to be cleaned. Heaters need maintenance. Computers broken. Bills need to be paid. Can't give free diplomas, sorry.
Overseas students:
- We can pay. U giv degree, yes? I come I giv monies!
Domestic students:
- What about us? We iz want 2 lern too! WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
So, whose fault is it, really?
A. Domestic students for being poor?
B. Overseas students for having money?
C. Universities for being stingy?
D. Government for not investing in education?
E. Workers for not paying enough tax?
F. Non-workers for not paying tax?
G. Non-capable people for not working....and not paying tax....and taking from the tax pool?
H. Virtually all of the above.
I. [insert your favourite deity here]
J. Terry Serepisos for having weird teeth
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I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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