Boys are calibrated differently to girls

[Stirts]

I'm feeling very helpful today... someone ask me something.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

[cc rider]

Pink...??? isn't that just a lighter shade of purple...

Pink is a singer
It's a whiter shade of pale
but there is purple rain

[imdying]

What colour is the contents of a tin of black paint?

[cc rider]

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

...because most commercial ice-creams use artifical flavourings.
Vanilla extract is processed with alcohol and 'real' vanilla uses very little alcohol. I use 'real' vanilla. It's like using 'real' saffron... well worth the difference.

Besides if vanilla ice-cream was brown, what would happen to Neopolitan

[Stirts]

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

[Stirts]

Besides if vanilla ice-cream was brown, what would happen to Neopolitan

I mix mine up so it's a lovely pooey colour anyway

[cc rider]

What colour is the contents of a tin of black paint?

It's not
http://www.colormatters.com/vis_bk_white.html

[cc rider]

I mix mine up so it's a lovely pooey colour anyway

Nothing wrong with pooey as long as it tastes gud (it sounded nice in my head)

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

You have to stop drinking champagne in the bath dear lady... the bubbles are clear


Q... can bubble bath bubbles trap farts?

[Edbear]

Nothing wrong with pooey as long as it tastes gud (it sounded nice in my head)

Gotta watch those sounds in your head, when they start sounding like voices, then you worry...

[imdying]

It's not

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

[cc rider]

Gotta watch those sounds in your head, when they start sounding like voices, then you worry...

They tell me not to worry about that... we are all fine in here

[Edbear]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

If black is the absence of colour is it right to call it colourless?

They tell me not to worry about that... we are all fine in here

That's okay, then. As you were...

[Stirts]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

If black is described as an absence of colour, then the tin is empty?

[cc rider]

"It's not"? That doesn't make sense. What colour is the contents?

Ah, I was presuming the contents of the tin of black paint was black paint. I don't consider 'black' to be a colour. Therfore the contents are not a colour. but if the contents of a tin of black paint was not black paint then I don't know... do you have a particular tin of black paint in mind?

[cc rider]

If black is described as an absence of colour, then the tin is empty?

Only if you have finished painting.
That would make all clear booze... not there/empty